And don’t forget the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.
It’s not a trick Michael… It’s an illusion!
followed by…
Why can’t I get underwater? Why can’t I get my head underwater!?!?
Cock-a-cock-a-caw!
Yeah, and I’m going to watch these new episodes while wearing my $2500 suit… Come on!!!
Hot ham water!
egg?
Put some carrots and potatoes in there and you have a stew going
Ann hog?
“From now on I’m going to listen to you and not just hear what I want to hear.”
“I love my cous-”
“I love you too son.”
with SPICY club sauce!
To further prove Disheaval wrong, I cite GOB’s Final Countdown ring tone.
And in fairness, I made a mistake (not a huge one, mind you) when I said the family didn’t strike me as very gadget-minded. GOB’s Segway is a rather glaring counter-example.
Mother, I can blow myself!
Yes, I truly stand corrected. I must have been too busy laughing to see through my own opinion. However, in my own defense, I will point out that Arrested Development does not use as many Apple product placements as modern day Modern Family.
But to add to the fun:
and I can’t not mention the luxurious C-word.
In fairness, the farcical nature of the show doesn’t lend itself to frequent cellphone use. The characters end up in too many predicaments that could be resolved in seconds if they would just call or text each other. So cellphones appear when they are useful to the plot and/or funny, and are invisible otherwise.
Heck, it’s a common enough problem for lots of movies and TV shows. It’s at the point where they sometimes have to show a character trying to use a cellphone only to get no bars - just to explain why he can’t call for help - even if he’s standing on a skyscraper balcony in the middle of New York City.
They call each other all the time. What predicaments do you mean? 
Well, “we left Ann (her?) in Mexico” comes to mind.
Micheal thinks George Michael went down with the yacht, for another…
I admit on checking, it’s not nearly as often as I thought.
Loose Seal! Loose Seal!
Taste the happy, Michael!