As if there wasn't enough of 'em...

…here’s another one!
Frosfir, say hello to all the nice Teeming Millions…

Teeming Millions, say hello to Frosfir.

claps hands over ears in anticipation

[sub]gotta stop overdosing on catnip…[/sub]

make that paws over ears…

Howdy, Frosfir. Welcome to the SDMB. Did Cougarfang warn you that newbies have to provide offerings of doughnuts and chocolate?

::steals catnip while Cougarfang is not looking::

More importantly, did Cougarfang warn you about me?

Hola Frosfir!

May your stay here be a long and fruitful one. You will enjoy yourself.

Hello! Your free time is history. Welcome To My Nightmare.
Well, not really, actually it’s pretty nice here. I just post in my sleep a lot. Anyway, glad you’re here!

G’day, Frosfir!

[sub]Now, take your time, all right? Make that first post in this thread a real climax.[/sub]

Astroboy steals the catnip, rolls it up and lights it… then squints through the right eye because smoke got in the left eye…

Hey! Welcome, Frosfir! [sup]'Ere!]/sup]

:wink:

Welcome aboard(s), Frosfir!

::tips hat::

wow, lots of famous names… [hiss]oi, Frosfir! come on out, don’t be shy!

Hey, catnip. Who’s got catip.

MMMRrrrrrrrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr

<hijack>

On a side note, what IS the facination with cats that quite a few dopers have… I mean, I count at least 3 cat related handles here, and posts about the queer behaviour of cats gain many many many replies… I mean, you never get stuff like that on DOGs

</hijack>

An offering of donuts??? Doesnt sound TOO bad… ^-^ but what about the coffee? ~ Frosfirs ‘buddi’ who hacked his account…

in the few hours that i have been on, i have noticed that cats get A LOT of attention…
^ ^
> \/ <
my failed attempt of a (supercute) kitty (looks kinda squished 2 me…)

my pathetic attempt of a (possibly supercute) kitty

I guess he coulda been rilly cute…
~Frosfirs ‘buddi’ who hacked his account. seriously. i’m rilly Mashed Potatoes with Gravy, but i cant access that account yet so… the rest is up 2 ur imagination!

yirp yirp! (sounds of hisses rise)
hisses slowly fade away
*cats again??? looks like frosfirs back… o no.

steals catnip (???)
waves hands and… PHOOM! The catnip disapears in a flash of fire and light; smoke rises slowly from the spot of the catnip’s destruction

Mwa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

bows head

Does this mean we’ve got another Taiwanese poster on board? Welcome. Pretty soon we’ll have to start opening up some serious cans of worms as there might be enough informed people to actually share ideas and debate. But if you just wanna hang out with the cats, that’s cool too!

BAD frosfir! BAD! BAD! now go stand in the corner!

frosfir obeys, whimpering dejectedly

now BEHAVE!

ps. Frosfir (and Frosfir’s personality #2), China Guy’s the closest neighbor to us AFAIK, not counting crazy_nut, Wind Sorceress, and Dragon Shadow (who are basically next to us anyway)
now, play nicely with each other, and don’t stomp the kitty…

BAD Frosfir! Burning catnip is almost as dangerous as desecrating chocolate 'round these parts. I’ve got some more, though, so you won’t be chased down the streets by a screaming mob. shares out her catnip stash