Threads found on the Straight Catnip Message Board:
Vegemite or Marmite on your Aged Rodent? - Catgop the Machbagral
Lol. Dogs rool. Cats drool! - Guest
Tomcatndebb: A Hairball on you for Locking My Thread - badcat
My Human had Babies! Pics! - Javanasia
**Resolved: Catnip should not be legal ** - Great Debates
**Meow ** - MPSIMS
Will we eventually evolve thumbs? GQ
That spot on the wall - Cafe Society
What’s your favorite place to nap? IMHO
CHASE THE LASER POINTER!!! OMG!! - The Game Room
!@#$% Human gave me a bath - The BBQ Pit
Jeez, didn’t we have enough trouble with the Chicken Board??? (Man, that was weird!)
Umm, I’m guessing that “Guest” would not be a cat, but rather a sneaky, trolling dog.
Oh, yeah, another thought. The post in which the dog was banned as a (sock-loving) sock-puppet would end with a special, rarely used, negative smilie.
A rolled-up newspaper. 
Anyway, neat idea. Feces-covering neat that is!
MEEEEEEEEW! I am bathing like a motherf#ck!
Will A Hooman On A Treadmill Get Me A Can Of Tuna?
You Burn My Hamster, Now I Burning You Hamster!
My Hooman Won’t Scratch My Butt!
Hairballs (TMI)
GQ: Where is it legal to grow catnip?
GD: Calico Cats are better than Tortiseshell Cats.
CS:** Sneak preview of Mamma Miaou!, starring Meweyl Streep.**
SCMB Treat Club Week XVIII: Friskies Hairball Remedy (my Katya’s favorite treat)
They won’t clean my litterbox – time to start using their bed?
GQ: How do can openers work?
IMHO: Which end do you eat first?
BBQ: Keep your stupid wet nose away from my butt Sparky!
GQ: If you put the parrakeet on a treadmill will it be able to take off?
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MPSIMS:** 1920’s style “water sprayers”
Cafe Society: I found a new way to prepare mouse!
GD: Is Fox Mews really “fair and balanced”?
IMHO: At 18 hours a day, am I getting enough sleep?
MPSIMS: I’m Glad to be Polydactylic!
Cute!
Need Answer Fast: Great Dane Chewing My Tail!? Help! GQ
Explain to me again why I can’t sit on my human’s new drool and scream machine? GQ
I love my co-owner. I’m a cat, he’s a dog. And anyone who hates us for it can eat my hairballs! GD
The queen who lives next door has been yowling outside my window - do you think she might be interested in me? - IMHO
Batman vs. Puss in Boots - Cafe Society
Monday Morning Purrs - I got a new milk jug ring to play with! - MPSIMS
Declawing? Discuss. - Great Debates
RO: 101 Uses for a Dead Cat ?! WTF?! - The BBQ Pit
Warm car engine to sleep on and it’s a cold day. Good idea? Need answer fast!
Why are so many of us named “Tiger”?
Great Debates: How should I best discipline my humans?
Pit: Diary of a Cat: Slander or Libel?
Cafe Society: Is the Aquarium Channel ever coming back to cable?
MPSIMS: Mew meert prrow? Or, What kind of an accent did that Siamese have?
IMHO: Who makes the best catnip and where can I get it? (thread locked)
General Questions: *Like a cat but bigger. What the &^% did I just see out the window?
Ask the Cat who lived with the “Crazy Cat Lady.” - by FeralOne
Change your SCMB location to “Garfield Country”.
Explain the humor in Get Fuzzy: Bucky is normal, but everyone around him is stupid.
(Poll) Best place to be rubbed: Cheek, chin, or top of head?
Neutered marriage: Travesty, or an idea whose time has come?
Wrong end, moron – right in front of your tail, obviously.
ETA: This would obviously get an admonition from mod Meowrley23 to scratch the personal insults.