Imagine the topics?
How do I get my humans to shake the wand and ribbon around?
My mommy just got me a little baby sister! Tell me how to assert my dominance!
Daddy took me to the vets again. What should I pee on to make him mad?
Why do humans* we don’t recognise feel our heads?
[sub]*Tall cats that walk on 2 legs and only have fur in certain places[/sub]
Well, those hamsters would certainly be running a lot faster (assuming there were any left. . .).
Why does that big blond guy always throw away the animals I kill for him?
Daddy took my brothers down to the river in a sack. Should I be worried?
What are the three words that end in “-eow”.
Scratching Post Party Here
Mice…play first or go for the kill?
I was neutered today (long and depressing)
In which Kitty has a cat fight, literally (warning: TMI)
It’d be but another AOL chat room.
I would be virtually sneezing. But, if we installed one of those tracer cursors, they’d all be to busy to post.
Ask the Stray Guy!
Baxter: Your 15 Minutes Are Up
How Much Catnip is Safe?
[sub](Followed quickly by a post from Manny’s cat)[/sub]
"You @#%! Can't you read the rules?! NO @#% questions about drug use ALLOWED. @#$%. "
My ass fell off today (From this thread.)
“The moon is square.”*
[sub]*Handy’s cat[/sub]
Canned or Dry food. Help me decide.
Why can’t I get good Staff?
Kittens or not? Birth control issues.
Who should have control of the remote?
Toilet paper. Over, under, or entertainment?
Sharing the bed. Privacy issues.
I think the neighbor’s Dog is Hot. Should I worry?
Is this amount of dribble normal?
My date with the cute red collar wearing kitty.
Do you Spit or Scratch? - a follow up to excessive petting
Manx and Sphinx - should they be allowed?
Whiskers - Just say no!
Is there a Dog?
So, there I was, licking my bumhole… (TMI)
I just found out you can get those pink monkeys to get out of bed at 5am by jumping on their bladders. It’s hilarious! This is what you do…
What are those barbs on the end of my penis for?
What’s your favourite cat litter?
How often does your monkey clean the litter tray?
Litterbox hell.
What’s the biggest thing you’ve killed?
So, they took me for a ride in the car (TMI).
The Calico girl I met last night.
I’m in heat… how ya doin?
Why does my monkey keep yelling at me to “Shut the f*** up, already?”
My monkey keeps pushing me off his lap. Why does he think what’s on that small glass screen is more important than petting me?
Evil Nazi barnyard mice.
Snowball II or Scratchy?
Does Itchy and Scratchy discriminate against cats?
The Pit: Itchy, step in here a minute please.