[IMHO]: Flea collars or drops?
[Cafe Society]: Does anyone else have a thing for Chester Cheetah?
[MPSIMS]: So I was minding my own business, asleep on a pile of sweaters…
Inside or out? Inside or out? Help me decide
New, exciting places to barf: I need ideas!
Morris: Corporate shill or folk hero?
Best Napping cites?
Help make my voice louder.
It’s 2 am. I’m bored.
How are you doing in the couch shredding competition?
I refuse to eat that crap (A Rant)
My new friend Pepe, or the love that dare not speak its name
Inter-species romance - against the natural order, or fine between two consenting adult mammals?
(Consecutive thread title candidate too)
How to break window screens.
Death to birds!
My monkeys keep bringing dogs into the apartment. How do I enact revenge?
As I was napping…
Laser pointers. Tools of the Devil?
My vet is a jack-booted thug with a cold thermometer (TMI)
Sleeping 20 hours a day, or 21? (Poll)
Anyone else have a phobia about their Littermaid?
My dog would eat them.
GQ: How many cats are declawed each year?
CS: I wish Sylvester could just kill that damn Tweety Bird!
IMHO: POLL: Which cat litter does your human have you use?
MPSIMS: Scratching post, schmratching post, I’m still using the furniture!
Pit: Asshat dog who chased me up a tree today
… mustn’t sleep… dogs will eat me… … mustn’t sleep… dogs will eat me…
So where do you hide your cat toys?
Death is not an option: Live with dogs, or rocking chairs?
I already have to ask permission to use my pc so I wouldn’t be surprised. 
Meow.
I WON MIDNIGHT CUP HOCKEY!!!
They gave me a bath, but I showed them!!!
Fucking transparent sliding glass doors!!!
Now I’m a freakin’ Uncle.
My Haikus: http://fff.fathom.org/pages/manwithnoname/page8.html
If? IF???
Puh-lease! We’ve been holding Crayons hostage for months.
All your post are belong to us!
Warm Laundry!!! (MPSIMS)
Do Satanists really murder us on Halloween? (GQ… soon debunked as an Urban Legend)
What’s the best way to catch bed mice? (or the GD do bed mice exist?)
I got thrown into the snow today!!
How far can I fall and not be hurt?
All my friends are pussies.
So, I had the buttered toast on my back…
When does grooming become OCD?
I’m not finicky, you try eating this crap!
That goddamned Meow Mix theme is in my head again!
When come back, bring mice.
All your mice are belong to us.
I hate you all.
I’m going to scratch you for being here.
Aw, look at the carpet, you just vacuumed it and it’s nice and clean…spotless almost… ::HURL, BARF, UPCHUCK:: That’s better…
Just cleaned the litterbox, eh? EEERRRGGGGGHHHH…ERRRGGHHH… Ahh… I like a clean box.
In Announcements:
– Testing my new mouse.
– Why do the tasty hamsters keep logging me out?
In Comments on Cecil’s Columns:
– An error in Cecil’s “Do Cats Really Have Nine Lives” column.
In Comments on Staff Reports:
– Rebuttal to “Egyptian History” report.
In General Questions:
– What’s in catnip that makes me happy?
– Who started the nine lives rumor?
In Great Debates:
– Should we allow our kittens to be circumsized?
– Another claw control debate.
In Cafe Society:
– Who’s better: Heathcliff or Riff Raff?
– Spot’s gender in Star Trek: TNG.
In In My Honest Opinion:
– Tell me about your litter box.
– What’s wrong with my hairballs!!! (TMI, obviously)
In MPSIMS:
– So I barely managed to avoid getting a bath.
– An apology to Hello, Kitty.
In The BBQ Pit:
– Revolution! F*** the Vacuum Cleaner!
– Dogs superior to Cats? Get your racist ass in here, DogIsGod.