And lo I walked into the store of copious collectibles, and what should I see on a shelf, but a book of massive radiance which held fast my gaze.
It was the holy book of OG!
Truly, I was blessed with the mighty work, and now I have set the grail standard of the SDMB, giving everyone a holy mission!
Yes, it’s a Big Little Book, but it amused me.
It is indeed strange that I have felt it necessary to make that picture my wallpaper. Strange also that every night for the past week that book has graced my dreams like a looming figure that beckons me to my own destruction. Why I wonder, cannot I not fight this impulse to learn more about the arcane knowledge contained therein, despite the consequences that I know will befall me and my species?
Show us the way of OG, O blessed one!
And for those who wish to go beyond the first steps of Og:
Behold the New Testement…
