You know, if she played her cards right, she could have me.
You know, If I ever met her,I think I would (obscenity deleted) in my pants.
“Mmmmm, 64 slices of American Cheeeeese” – Homer Simpson
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Ashley Judd makes my tongue hard.
An internet pal of mine in Kentucky was going to pick me up the infamous UK Club Hockey poster, but it’s like $35 bucks because it’s a fund-raiser for the hockey team, and I just couldn’t stomach paying that much. It was one of the toughest decisions of my life.
(For those of you who don’t know, Ashley has a cousin or something that works with the University of Kentucky Club Hockey team, and she did a promotional poster for them as a fund-raiser. It’s her in a UK hockey jersey and nothing else, and she wears the jersey well.)
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
Hopefully no one’s too disappointed by the fact she’s not wearing a hockey team jersey.
http://twomoons.simplenet.com/cwc/hollywood/thumbnails/judd_ashley(07)bs.jpg
My sister looks just like Ashley Judd. And, now, after seeing Nemo’s picture, I think I want to vomit.
“Life is hard…but God is good”
I’ve been nuts about her since her appearance as Robin Lefler in STTNG. I have to admit, though, I did see a pretty unflattering picture of her with Wynona’s child a couple of years back. Still wouldn’t have kicked her out of the sack.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown. But it takes only 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
ARG, can I have your sister’s phone number?
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
Yeah, she’s gorgeous.
She’s also possibly the worst actress getting regular work these days.
You mean this one?
http://www.tennessean.com/sii/longterm/celebrities/profiles/ashleyjudd/photo6.jpg
<puts hat over heart> “The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home. . .”
Actually, they gave these out for free one night after the hockey game. I was out of town, dammit. Since then, they’ve been sold at a premium.
I’ve seen her at several basketball games. She’s usually the only one in the good seats actually standing and cheering.
Dr. J
Oh please. CLEARLY, Melanie Griffith beats out Ashley Judd in the “Worst Actress Getting Paid to Act” category.
Hahahaha!!! I was actually going to add a line to my earlier post, “with the possible exception of Melanie Griffith,” but I decided to keep it short and sweet 
“Shut up! I’m having a rhetorical conversation!”
Well, I won’t be heading to my meeting anytime soon.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Ashley doesn’t wear underwear. That’s what I read, but have not been able to verify it personally, yet. I will keep trying.
Hey, when I try to view this post it stalls and that bar at the bottom says “Looking up host www.tennessean.com…”. What’s up with that? When I click the Stop button the post appears ok.
This is the only post I ever noticed this problem with. Why is it trying to look up tennesean.com? I don’t think they are banner advertising. Is there a hacker in
tennessee?
No–the picture I posted is from The Tennesseean. It’s trying to get that.
Dr. J
“Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!” -Dr. Nick Riviera
Well, you could always ask one of the millions of viewers who watched the 1998 Academy Awards show.