What I wouldn’t give for a night with Demi, and he has her for the time being.
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=124172
How do dorks like this end up with fantasy women like Demi Moore?
Because he’s not exactly a dork. I refer you to the recent cover of Rolling Stone magazine, which should answer a few questions.
Because he won the genetic lottery and has a pretty good personality for a shallow actor guy.
As to your second question, movies have taught us that dork + winning lottery ticket + indecent proposal = scoring with Demi
So he’s the luckiest guy in the world right now because he’s with Demi Moore?
I guess you and I define luck differently . . .
she’s a little old now though…i prefer younger blood
I’d have to agree with the Fibber on this one
I have no problem with older women, I just don’t find Demi Moore especially attractive.
She’s very… ropy.
Dan Savage likes him too 
Yeah. I thought you were gonna say he is lucky because Dan Savage desires him.
Dan Savage is hot.
And he might be a Teeming Million too…
Ashton Kutcher is exceptionally lucky, but not because of his (probably brief) association with Demi Moore.
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He won the “Fresh Face of Idaho” contest (I don’t really remember if it was Idaho - it’s whatever state he’s from) which got him a modeling contract.
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He moved to LA and went on ONE audition - for That 70’s show. Before that, all he’d done were some school plays.
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Hi Opal!
He’s a great looking guy, with moderate talent. They’re basically a dime a dozen. Face it, there’s luck at play here.
Well if the rumors are true, all you have to do is get a job working for Ms Moore and then just wait.
Actually, I refute that in the link. My evidence? This annoyingly loud website (turn off your speakers if at work, or home for that matter) and the June 2003 issue of “Seventeen” magazine. :o
He seems less bright than many of the “pretty faces” I’ve seen in Hollywood. He comes off as an idiot in every talk show or interview.
IOWA. Iowa.
According to IMDB.com He’s from Cedar Rapids and
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Was once so poor, he donated his blood for money while attending the University of Iowa[./quote]
Well, come on. How many of us have done that while in college?
I know I did. Show of hands?
Anyone?
Beuller? Beuller? Beuller?
No, Chris Klein is far luckier. He showed up for open casting call for locals as extras in “Election”, the producers loved his natural dummy bit and gave him a nice role. Then “American Pie,” etc. and now he’s Katie Holmes’ main squeeze. Sheesh.
Ashton lists Jeopardy as one of his favorite shows. That’s gotta count for something here, right?
Demi Moore?
Ew.
I read somewhere that he was, or is, pre-med. Apparently, he has a twin brother who almost died from some kind of heart condition when they were thirteen, and that made him want to go to med school.
Of course, I think that site for that was YM, so I could be wrong.