In the commercial for Ashton Kutcher’s new movie, “A lot like love,” there’s a “comedic” scene in which he poorly serenades his love interest. As he finishes, a voice from her apartment complex yells, “You suck!” However, it’s blatantly obvious that the “you suck” voice is also Kutcher’s voice, which for some reason INFURIATES me. Is it that he’s such an idiot? Well, yes, but there’s more - the subtle hint that Kutcher, in spite of putting forth an “aw shucks” facade, probably ego-mandated that he be the only person to critcize himself.
No offense to you Freejooky, but pitting Ashton Kutcher is sorta like pitting dirt or something (sorry too late to think of a clever comparison). I mean, does he even really register on anyone’s entertainment radar (well other than very young teen girls I guess) as anyone of any consequence whatsoever?
He makes Keaneau Reeves look like Laurence Olivier by comparison.
So, I guess, in a way, I can see why you’re perplexed at the “you suck” comment being his own voice, but not why you’d be infuriated.
Sorry, I hope all that doesn’t sound snotty, it’s not meant to be, just a bit confused as to why someone of so little consequence matters to you.
I like Ashton Kutcher nearly as much as anal polyps, but this is a pitiful pitting.
Don’t they pay extras more if they speak?
Maybe they were just saving some money.
Wow, that’s kinda harsh. And a little weird. I mean, what a thing to get worked up about. Not that I’m much of a Kutcher fan, but still…
Anyway, I just watched the trailer over at Apple’s trailer site and I don’t think the man yelling “You suck!” was Kutcher. Yeah, it sounded a little like him, and I guess it’s possible it was him, but I don’t think so. It’s not like he has the most distinctive voice in the world. I’m sure there are lots of people out there who sound similar.
Jeez, when I clicked the reply button, there was just the OP there. While I was typing, three other people responded. Who knew there were this many Dopers up and posting at such an odd hour?
Absolutely and the title is needlessly offensive.
Though strangely erotic.
Heh…
Well for me, it wasn’t really so much of a “this hour” it was only about 11:30 or so my time when I posted it. 
Are you crazy? The title is easily the best part.
Obviously you haven’t seen the pictures.
Yes, some men can actually do that.
:eek:
There are some pictures that I just don’t want to see.
That would be one.
[sub]Although, my son and I did see the Ashton-Bernie Mac flick, so I guess anything is possible.[/sub]
What’s stupid is that freejooky is making a pitting of something that he just “guesses” to be true.
Sounds like fun. . .let’s all just make up stuff that pisses us off, call it “blatantly obvious”, and then pit it. That’ll be productive.
I’m having strange flashbacks to the SNL sketch where Will Ferrell manages to give himself a blow job.
Excuse me while I go wash my brain out with carbolic acid.
E.
Well, would have been if it had the obviously correct wording. This has bothered me since this morning. It would have been so easy to fix, too. It is so obvious that the title should have been “Ashton Kutcher sticks dick in own asshole, fucks self”. You’d think this guy doesn’t even read The Onion.
It may be hot, but not with Ashton Kutcher.
I love that Kutcher recently promised to do an underwear ad if his new movie opened at the top of the box office (which it didn’t). Now there is somebody who understands what acting and filmmaking is all about. (I think it was Anthony Hopkins who made a similar deal with Red Dragon… or maybe it was Burl Ives and Desire Under the Elms…).
It’s been fairly well established that Ashton lies about his age; he claims to have been born in 1978 which means that he and his twin brother started 1st grade when they were about 2 and graduated at 13, or else he was born in 1974, kinda like his twin.
Agreed, lame OP, but when is there not a good time to trash Ashton? (And something tells me his baby with Demi isn’t going to sweep the Nobel prizes, and it’s not just because she’s still smoking.)
Well, he has a prominent place in Dan Savage’s fantasies…
It may be foolish, but sadly, it ain’t nothin’ new here.
It really had me up to the “commercial” part and then I lost hope. I honestly thought the title was going to end with “stolen home movie.” 