.....Anus

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This falls along the same lines as the “Without Any Pants On” thread.

Take a movie, and replace the last word with “anus”. The results aren’t always perfect, but some are hysterical.

For example:

Raiders of the Lost Anus
The General’s Anus
My Own Private Anus
American Anus
This obviously doesn’t work with one word titles, and the plural of anus (anus’s, anus’?) can be used where appropriate.

T.V shows work too.

Everybody Loves Anus
The Tom Green Anus
Who Wants to be an Anus?
That 70’s Anus

Give it a try.

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Hmmm, TV shows
All in the Anus
My Mother the Anus
Malcolm in the Anus
Who wants to be an Anus?

Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

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Encounters of the third anus
Pretty anus
Sophie’s anus
An officer and an anus
The wizard of anus
Kramer vs. anus
The princess anus

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My best friend and I used to do this in middle school, only we’d go down to the library and replace words in book titles with “dick.” Ahh, this thread brought back wonderful memories. . .

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Ok, I’ll play.

TV Shows:
Veronica’s anus
Married with anus
Movies:
The Full Anus
Apocalypse Anus

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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Gone With the Anus
Citizen Anus
The Towering Anus
Butch Cassidy and the Anus

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Amos 'n Anus

I Know What You Did Last Anus

Smokey and the Anus

I’m embarrassed to admit how fun I think this is.

“I am a news-paper man, damn it! Come to the point with me, sir, or take your business elsewhere!” - T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher, The Onion

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movies:
Something about Anus
Miracle on 34th Anus
Field of Anus

shows:
Just Shoot Anus
Will and Anus
Saved by the Anus

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I can’t believe no one has yet said:

Star Wars: The Phantom Anus

It even sounds pretty much the same!

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

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Starship Anus’s
The Spy who Shagged Anus
The Neverending Anus
My Fair Anus

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Funny Anus
St. Elmo’s Anus
2001:A Space Anus
Big Anus
The Deer Anus
A Clockwork Anus
The Running Anus
Bachelor Anus
The Breakfast Anus
On Golden Anus
Runaway Anus
Boyz n the Anus
The Thin Red Anus

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The Great Muppet Anus

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This is a blast!

The Fisher Anus
The Fabulous Baker Anus
Monty Python’s Holy Anus
Monty Pythons’ The Meaning of Anus
A Fish Called Anus
The Sound of Anus
Bachelor Anus
Joe vs. The Anus
You’ve Got Anus
She’s All Anus
Born Anus
An Anus is Born
HellAnus

And the immortal:
Anus
Anus II

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Who could forget the M-TV game show,

Win Ben Stein’s Anus

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The French Lieutenant’s Anus

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I know this is my thread, but I can’t help having some more fun.

The Sixth Anus (now there’s a birth defect)
The Man with One Red Anus
Bram Stoker’s Anus
Titanus (I know that doesn’t follow the rules, but it’s still funny)
Fried Green Anus
Steel Anus
Fatal Anus
Basic Anus
Pretty Anus
Weird Anus

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The Princess Anus

Deep Anus

RoboAnus

Eating Anus

The Silence of the Anus

How Green was my Anus

A Simple Anus

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Chasing Anus

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I’ve really enjoyed reading all of these… they’re hilarious! Here’s a few more.

TV…

Green Anus
Beverly Hills Anus
Party of Anus
Ally Anus
Movies…

Sliding Anus
The Nutty Anus
Planet of the Anus
Revenge of the Anus

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And who can forget the classic?

I Love Anus