It’s true. The family knows about it. He says the “other” one is kind of rudimentary and doesn’t attach to anything. More of a “hollow” as he puts it but he has to keep it clean or it could get infected according to his doctor.
I’ve often (ok not often) wondered if it is the remains of a twin that got almost all the way absorbed then decided “well if your going to absorb me then I’m gonna leave you with this!!” (picture mooning fetus here).
As a side note if you ever want to see the greatest look on a co-workers face just be silent for like an hour then suddenly turn to to him and say, “Whats the plural of anus?”
So what about YOU? Got any medical freaks in your family?
This isn’t nearly as exciting as having two assholes on one person (a double asshole . . . hmmm), but my parents are both right-handed and my sister and I are both left-handed. So we’ve got mutated genes, or so modern science tells us. I think. Anyway, we’re something weird. They wanted us to participate in a study and some other stuff to try to find the gene. Dad didn’t like the idea, so we only did a survey.
