Is this anything like “my baloney has a first name”?
Yup…me too. I was 16, and it was on my tail bone, miles away from my anus.
Is my ass big?
***I’m still laffing about the tread title…
My Uncle has two anus’s…it’s even funnier if you type it!!
Amen. And a hearty ewwwwwww all around. (ps: I like the twin theory, isn’t the mouth/anus line the first thing to develop in an embryo?)
My closest friend has two (small) extra kneecaps.
When we were undergraduates he suffered great arm pain whilst writing. They cut him open and found that his nerves ran through the centre of his arm muscles, rather than around the muscle.
He is a lawyer, and at his wedding we were treated to a reading of his formal proposal. It included a schedule which was a list of defects.
picmr
Let’s straighten something out first:
A lone anus one is an anus.
A lonely anus is an “Ennui”.
Two or more are “Anuses”.
The species as a whole is referred to as “Anui”.
I think Asmodius is right about the pilonidal cyst.
Oldscratch - trust me, you don’t wanna see one. After they operated on mine in the old Balboa navy hospital my ass looked like I sat on a hand grenade.
More than one anus is called a “committee”. Corporations and governments often use the committee concept - a bunch of anuses studying their own issue.
I was under the impression that one of the last things that happened during prenatal development was the skin and bone going all around the head, which is why cleft lips, palates etc are more common in newborns than other physical intricacies.
Will ask my father, when he gets home, if he has any clue as to why someone would have two assholes.
Speaking of scrotums…
oh crap, i just pasted the totally wrong URL in there. Don’t click it. (unless you like really disgusting humor).
Hmmm… that’s from a Dutch TV show. I’m sure you’re allv ery surprised 
The guy had something called a Scrotum Elephantum, or something along these lines. Ouch.
If I’m not mistaken… and I might be… memory seems to be failing. The digestive tract begins to form VERY early on… with a hollow “tube” going through the center of the zygote (now just a clump of a few cells) soon after fertilization. one opening on one side eventually becomes the mouth… the other side the anus. I beleive this happens in the gastrulation phase.
I think.
He could use it to hide his wallet.
This is what my handy-dandy medical dictionary says about what I think this condition may be:
fistula - an abnormal passage from an internal organ to the body surface or between two internal organs, such as a hepatopleural or pulmonoperitoneal fistula. Fistulas may occur in may sites from the gingiva to the anus. They may be caused by a congenital defect, injury, infection, spreading of a malignant lesion, radiotherapy of a cancerous growth, or trauma during childbirth.
Speaking of nether orifices, trivia fans, Rush Limbaugh got out of the draft during the fun days of Vietnam due to a pinoidial cyst.
Yep, good ol’ Rush, the fiery super-patriot who made a career sneering at Clinton’s college deferment to attend Oxford. Since Rush The Hawk dropped out of college, it’s more than a little amusing that he was forced to use this condition to get out of military service. Not something he advertises, especially since his father had the same condition and served through WWII.
The scope for tacky humor is breathtaking.
Veb
Yup, I got a medical freak in my family…you may know him by the name Spoofe Bo Diddly.
I had NO idea so many people would jump at the chance to diagnose my uncles second anus! Links and everything. Almost brings a tear to my eye… or is that the fumes…
Whammo, this is MPSIMS! We have almost as much fun with anuses here as they do in the Pit!
Are you * sure * that’s not “anii”?
My best friend used to refer occasionally to her “other asshole”, but she just meant the guy she was dating…