I remember seeing step by step instructions in some sex advice column years ago, maybe even Savage Love.
The point was to kind of get a “semi”, stuff it back and under, tuck the tip in and then let it get hard.
I recall the guy saying something to the effect of, “your dick is so excited and intrigued to be somewhere it knows it’s not supposed to be that it doesn’t take long once you get it in there.”
I’m probably leaving out a couple steps so if you injure yourself going by what I wrote, don’t blame me.
I mean, your ball sack is pretty flexible. You could easily swing the whole contraption to the side to make enough room for your wang to get to your wazoo.
(please, please don’t ask how I got talked into seeing this horrible movie)
but anyways, I noticed also in the commercial after seeing it a dozen times that it was Ashton’s voice yelling “you suck”.
It was strange that in the actual movie itself it wasn’t Ashton’s voice. And it was a lot quieter in the movie.
My guess is that when they put that scene in the commercial it was hard to hear the original “you suck” comment so they re-recorded the “you suck” with Ashton’s voice and re-inserted it into the commercial.
TMI Ahead (Though why I feel the need to use a TMI warning in a thread about Ashton Kutcher’s anal self-penetration, I don’t know): I think my husband has a relatively non-dangly scrotum. It’s hard for me to imagine moving it far enough to the side to…you know.
Talk about the decline of values and civility! Here we are, having a proper and circumspect discussion of a Hollywood airhead taking it up the Nixon, and somebody has to drag in scrotums!
“Drag in the scrotums!” If that isn’t a Monty Python line, it should be.
As for the OP, I dunno - I think Ashton is pretty harmless. He’s easy on the eyes, too. Mmm, Ashton and Keanu. In a clean, non-homo-erotic way, of course. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. What was I saying again?