Say, Bob, have you considered changing your operating procedures? I mean, the lake of fire stuff wasn’t really working for me, but your answers to swampbear have piqued my interest.
I think if you concentrated more on the sodomy/bondage/beer angle and less on the hell factor you might attract more sinners.
So? God is omniscient. Therefore, god knows that they would burn in hell before they were made.
And if love is truly infinite, it has no limits.
Please give the exact date of the Rapture.
If jesus will not be mocked, he wouldn’t have been mocked by the thief and the people at his crucifixion.
Hmm,…I will have to speak to Jack about a new tract!
They CHOSE to burn in Hell!
God’s unconditional love has very specific requirements!
The angels refuse to bring the rapture until the last LOTR movie comes out, then, they say, they will think about it!
They are not mocking now! They are burning in the eternal lake of fire! haw, haw, haw!
God would know.
Unconditional love can’t have requirements. If it does it isn’t unconditional.
bong, you are getting this, right?
Yup.
Who are you to put limits on Jesus Christ? Did you die on the cross? Did you create the universe? Are you in a U2 cover band? No! Only Christ the Lord is all these things, and he can do ANYTHING! He can make a square circle, He can make cold fire and he can set conditions on unconditional love!
In case you missed my earlier post:
Why do you like to visit burn victims so much? And don’t they get angry at you for preaching at them while they are suffering in agony with third degree burns?
Ugh, I despise people that completely rape christianity and use it as a crutch and justification for all their little pet beliefs and prejudices!!! Is that what this Bob guy did? (I missed that thread).
Ya don’t shove your beliefs down others’ throats, ya don’t argue about “whose religion is better” (i.e. catholics and protestants, or baptists and pents) ya live and let live, and if you have a chance to do good, ya do it!! grrrrrr
I love the smell of burning flesh! It reminds me of the eternal flames of Hell! Sometimes they get angry, but that’s because they can’t handle the TRUTH! And the truth is don’t even know that the burning has only begun! Once I have told them the truth about Christ they have no excuse! If they still reject God’s love, I am forced to unplug their respirators! That will teach them to throw bedpans at my head, haw, haw, haw!
I couldn’t agree more! That’s why the Mormons, the Jehova’s Witnesses and the Devil’s own Catholics will roast in eternal flames! How dare they corrupt the loving message of Christ!
Psst…Canvas, if you’re serious, I’m parodying the character of “Bob” in this Chick Tract series Read a few of these and you’ll understand everything.
Oh for pete’s sake!!! :smack:
Oh what a dumb girl I am (giggling). I thought he was someone from here pushing his “Version” down everyone’s throats.
Snort! Yes, I remember those from church. I hated them even then. That’s the trouble with organized religion. (specially baptists, the church I attended all during my youth). They feel they have to “dumb down” everything.
Argh, I could go on and on with how disgusting that type of thing is, and how it doesn’t “make points” etc. But from the looks of this thread, everyone has that down pat!
Thanks for the link so that I could catch up though!
Uhhh, you’re not from around here, are you, Canvas Shoes? Chick Tracts have been prime Pit-thread fodder for many, many years. Always fun, but they tend to peter out after about a hundred posts. We’re quite fortunate that Diogenes and kingpengvin came up with the idea of starting an “Ask the . . .” format. This is one of the best Chick-related threads yet!
Enough hijack. Allow me to step up to the plate and offer up a little softball for our friend Bob.
So, Bob. Where does the Reverend Mr. Phred Felps and his little band of snuggly-wugglies fit into the grand scheme of Jesus Christ’s Master Plan for Universal Domina – uhhh, Salvation? Do JC and JTC* share with you their thoughts and feelings about his activities?
*[sub]Jesus Christ and Jack T. Chick – BTW, I have it on good authority that the “T” stands for “Tiberius” – another good reason for SW fans to hate and fear the Trekkies.[/sub]
Ah, the good reverend Phelps is a true American hero. It is very unfortunate that he has been targeted by viscious homosexual hate groups simply for telling the truth about God’s love. The Reverend and I speak often. We’re talking about doing a tract together. We want to depict the story of Matthew Sheppard and his eternal punishment in Hell. Bob and I will share the message of Christ with Sheppard’s killers and they will be saved and go to Heaven. It should be a corker! Haw, haw, haw!
Hmmmm…
So – exactly how close is your relationship with the good Reverend?
We’re very close, indeed! We enjoy the usual guy stuff together-- working out, taking saunas, screaming at burn victims, showering together, skinny dipping, picketing funerals-- all the usual manly activities!