Hi Bob.
So what is there to do in Hell on a Saturday night? The reason I ask is because after hearing what there is to do in heaven, an eternity in hellfire doesn’t sound so bad.
Does it bother you that the days of the week are named after pagan gods?
Why Haw Haw Haw? It sounds a little forced.
Are you saying that Chick is Christ?!!
Of course Moses didn’t die for our sins. They never SAID he was!
So what has he always been, hmm?
You die.and get killed. and stuff. it’s just not square dancing.
and what is hell for a masochist?
What does God think of pokemon?
You have misread my words! I said that Jesus is NOT a Jew! The Jews who rejected Christ will have to answer to Him on Judgement day! The old covenant is DEAD! The only laws that matter are the laws of JESUS CHRIST!
Exactly! Moses was only a prohet! He was not the Lord and the Jews who worship Moses will burn in eternal Hellfire. Moses had no son!
Jesus has always been LORD! Jesus is the eternal King of Kings. He was not created by Mary! She is not the mother of God, she was only the receptacle of His Holy Seed! Those who follow Satan’s Pope will burn for their Pagan prayers to Mary! Mary is not Lord! The Lord has no vagina!
1.) Orgies, concerts, frat parties, drag races, raves, whoring, gambling, drinking, drugs, laser tag.
2.) It is the work of Satan that the days are named after His demons! Odin had no Son! Saturn did not die for your sins!
I would prefer: Christ day, God day, Holy Spirit Day, Eternal Hellfire day, Allah had no son day, Damnation day and Bob day.
3.) My laugh is the laugh of the righteous!
Chick tracts are the inspired word of Jesus Christ. Jack Chick is merely a sock! Please don’t tell anyone!
Dear Bob, last week I was discussing one of your wonderful adventures… you know the one with the Fireman who you ambushed in the burn ward. (HAW HAW HAW) I mentioned I would like to open a thread on asking Jack Chick. Of course God was angry with me and made sure I could not get to my computer until now.
Here you are and I wonder… Has my idea been cleverly plagerized? Very cleverly I may add. Of course it could be a coincidence but because God has a planm for everything we both know there is no such thing a coincidence.
I guess what I’m trying to say is…
Why does every person you witness to die shortly after your talk. Especially those non believers.
A comfy chair!
Piccachu is Satan’s demon!
What about Bosugodora, the metal, skull wearing, earthquake causing dragon? that sounds a bit better, eh?
Jews worship GOD, not moses. Had they worshipped Moses, the creation story would have included MOSES.
Dear Bob:
Am I going to hell?
That’s right! The creation story does NOT include Moses, it includes JESUS CHRIST! The laws of Moses have been expunged! The Jews have been taught to hate Christ! They have been misled by the false church of Rome, the church that masterminded the holocaust as a Satanic plot to make Christians look bad. The tragedy is that all those Jews died in their sin and now they are burning in the Eternal flames of hell! This makes it difficult to witness to the Jew! The Jew throws rocks at my head! But he will not being throwing rocks when he is in the lake of fire!
Yes!
You didn’t answer my question about bosugodora!
Who is a pokemon
How do you know he’s going to hell?
All pokemons are Satans demons in disguise! They are out to corrupt and deceive innocent children! Bosugodura had no son!
Dear Bob
How is it exactly that Mary got pregnant with Jesus?
What does Jesus look like?
Are there any good musicians in heaven?
To expand further on brujo’s query, what’s this I hear about Heaven having a “Hell of a Band”?
But satan doesn’t use technology!
And bosugodoras CAN breed.
With other pokemon.
Therefore, bosugodora CAN have a son.
But it may be a giant pineapple creature with a sombrero and a beak who shoots blasts of water.
HA!
However, the armored godzilla(Groudon) can’t have a son, because he’s an it.
That’s Jesus’ Cover band, U3.
Cite?