Ask Dr. Sbaitso!

I am here to help you. So, tell me about your problems.

Chickenhead, you have just brought back some of my fondest first memories with computers…

I fondly remember that Dr. Sbaitso did a “syntax error” when you cussed at him and then shut down if you cussed again, IIRC.

So, Dr. Sbaitso, I’m a three-legged vampire monkey who gets off on photos of five-eyed albino goats. Can you help me?

Oh yeah. **** you, Dr. Sbaitso.

Watches gleefully in anticipation of SYNTAX ERROR

Dr. Sbaitso once helped me to get over my Oedipus complex.

>Dr Sbaitso please help me i think i may have an oedipus complex
>Big Deal

I was never the same after.

I used to love feeding it lines to say, but a contender for the A.Turing Award for great thinkers it was not.

but for my problem:
> Dr. Sbaitso I get angry a lot.