Ask me a Question and I will tell you no lies

What does 3124 mean in your sig?

It was Wallys final post count.

What year is it over in China according to their calendar?

I dont know.
It’s the truth.

How come I can’t get Stroganoff Rice-A Roni on the east of the Rocky Mountains, but I can get every other kind of Rice_A_Roni, none of which I want? I wish someone would answer that!

Didja ever go to make a pork sausage and find it’s got hairs growing all over it?

Wouldn’t that be: “It is Wally’s final post count?”

Who wrote the lyrics to “All Along the Watchtower?”

What is your favorite question?

What is the air speed of an African swallow?

Why do monkeys think they’re better than us?
And those pants…what’s with those pants?

Crazy bastards

Chief:

  1. Yes

  2. Bob Dylan

  3. Why are we here?

  4. African or European swallow?

What are the three words that end with…um, on second thought, skip that one.

Why do fools fall in love?

How many coconuts is said swallow carrying? And is there a tailwind?

You are correct, fnord, but iampunha can be cutestuff, also. You can never have too many, you know.

Scotti

But, does iampunha have a fetish for busty redheads?

Why, oh why must you taunt us with your question game?

Because I am an aiti-social nutcase starved for attention, just like everyone else on the SDMB.

Here here!!

(or is it hear, hear!! I can never figure out which)

Dunno, but you can’t have too many of THOSE, either.

May I compliment you on your taste?

Scotti