Ok ask away. Anything at all, I will not lie. I will give you an honest answer.
OK I’ll bite.
Why is it that so many of us spend so much time on this board rather than doing something useful with our lives?
Are we really all antisocial and can’t speak to people face to face?
I await with anticipation of your wisdom.
I do not know, hey its the truth. I really dont know. but I can tell you, why I post, its because I am anti social.
And I thought you were going to reveal all the secrets of the universe including the big one:- The endless pusuit of happiness.
Oh well :- POO HAPPENS. 
The following, lest it be perceived as anything but a joke, is a joke. You were warned.
The line, friend, is “Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.” I do not remember its origin.
And if I’m wrong, please someone do correct me so I don’t make any more of an ass of myself. Thanks.
Oh your right, but if I had said that, nobody would ask me anyhting. This way I get people to ask me stuff
You are correct, and what we need here is DRY with his extensive recall of “Bartlett’s Quotations.” He should be able to tell us the origin.
Scotti
I personally liked Metallicas version of the saying.
Oops, you beat me to it. Well, okay then-what is the origin of the correct quotation?
(Bet I gotcha, there, cutestuff!)
Scotti
Scotticher:
Only if it’s from Shakespeare! LOL!
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who is cutestuff?
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I originally heard the line "SO . … ask me no more questions, I’ll tell you no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park . . . "
I Belive I am cutestuff. Could be wrong tho.
OK, I’ve got a question for you. It’s hardly original, but here it is anyway:
What is the question? We know the answer: it’s 42. But what is the question to Life the universe and everything?
This is actually close enough to the truth where we can accept it as the truth.
I don’t know where the derivation of the quote came from.
I do know many quotes aside from Shakespearean ones, but it’s true that my “batting average” for Shakespearean quotes is far higher.
How did I get mentioned in this thread, anyway? (Not that I’m complaining, but it has nothing to do with Sports, History, Shakespeare or Flirting.)
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Ultress: The egg, of course. Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens even existed.
Ultress:
the chicken, since eggs can’t come.
Think about it. ::dodges beer bottles::
Okay, fnordie baby. Answer yes or no. Is the answer to this question “no”?
So what is your completion percentage in Gran Turismo 2? And what is your overall grade?
GT2? never played it
And NTG, What are you trying to do to me? You’r makin me look bad.