On this, the occasion of E2K, I have decided to rend the veil of mystery that some people say surrounds me. I can’t promise I’ll answer all questions. After all, I do have a few secrets to keep to myself. And I may not get back to your questions for a day or so, given the limited amount of time I have. But go ahead. Ask me anything.
What, my good man, is your favorite form of alcohol.
Rum and coke. I don’t drink that often, though, so one usually gets me good and woozy.
Describe the strippers that I should hire for this momentous occasion.
When will vB code be updated to include [sub]sub[/sub] and [sup]sup[/sup]?
How does one do multiple quotes in a reply?
(I won’t do ‘Hi Opal!’ since I read in the Pit that someone’s tired of it!:D)
I’ve got lots more questions. Just can’t think of them right now. I’ll be back.
dob
Willing and available. I’m not that picky.
Never.
Like this.
So…heh…
What are you wearing?
Less than exciting white jeans. Barefoot, and no shirt.
You really should ask me that question early Sunday morning. 
Okay - why haven’t you posted to Biotop’s latest puzzle? I’ve been working on it - I figure I have until Saturday night before I have to admit defeat - and I keep hoping you or Peregrine or someone will post something helpful. I don’t want the answer exactly - just a little hint perhaps, a pointer. But no - no one’s added anything. (I hate these story problems, but don’t tell Bio.)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Because I sincerely don’t have a clue. I hate the “story” puzzles too. So far, I haven’t been able to get a one of them.
Well, it depends. Some people like to lick them fast. Myself, I like to lick them nice and slow, taking my time around the edges, reveling in the taste until the rich, creamy center is revealed and …
… what was the question again?
Sooooooo, what do you wear early Sunday mornings???
I noticed the name Lloyd starts with 2 'L’s. This seemed strange to me. Why does it start with two 'L’s, it’s not a Spanish name, is it?
Have y’all seen the nude (Naked, that is) chick in that one frame of The Rescuers? How 'bout the Nature documentary where Disney murders (snuffs, that is) all those poor li’l lemmings?
What, AH SAY, WHAT do you say about six foot tall telepathic cockroaches? What do you say TO them?
What’s it like workin’ for a Micky Mouse outfit like this one? (Gettit? Micky Mouse? Ah made a funny, son.)
Who, AH SAY, WHO’S your favorite Disney character from the short features?
How d’ y’all respond when a poster quest…I SAY questions you in a Senator Claghorn voice?
Foghorn Fenris
Do you know who my Stinky Paws is?
[sub]Just say yes or no,please :)[/sub]
Ok, just a couple more.
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[li]Do you have a beard?[/li][li]How often do you cut your toenails?[/li][li]Hi Opal![/li][li]What is the meaning of life[/li][li]What is that velocity of an unladen swallow?[/li][/list=1]
What’s love got to do, got to do with it?
If you were to disappear, who would you want to replace you as mod?
Is Lynn really as hot as I think she is?
Grower/Shower?
to the left/to the right?
What do you dance to when no one is looking?
How good is the dance?