Ask Michael Ellis³

Star Trek or Star Wars? Ginger or Mary Anne? Cake or pie?

Fave line from Fawlty Towers

Doctor Who. Either. Both.

“My God you’re ugly.”

::Breaks into the Timewarp::

Boots flood out of thread.

Aha! I’m back and I have a question this time:

What’s wrong with the Timewarp?

::Breaks back into the Timewarp again:: (please don’t hurt me)

Is it safe?

Cake or death?

I like that movie.

Death (I don’t like cake, but then again, this isn’t my thread).

When will you give me back my belt sander?

I hate that damn movie.

Yes.

You’re a very unhappy man if you hate that movie :D.

No I’m not. I just have good taste.

How did you get the 3 to do that in your thread title?

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

Are you really Michael Ellis, or are you just Michael Ellis in disguise?

Are you some kind of attention-seeking whore? If so, what kind of whore are you? Are you a cheap whore? Would you provide some sort of wide variety of whoreish goods/services in exchange for what ever it is you seek?

Do you have have laserbeams that shoot out of your eyes like turquoise beams of sexually transmitted death?

Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?

When was the last time you saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

must there be an and?

Moving Michael’s mindless musings to MPSIMS.