Here’s a question…
Czarcasm did a fun little thing with the m’s up there (alliteration or something), but how could we respond in kind?
Czarcasm’s zany zebra?
Silly Czarcasmsliding stuff?
and for the phonetically challenged,
Can Czarcasm cut coupons?
Will anyone ever get lightingtool’s name right?
What happened to Michael Ellis?
Who turned freddy krueger into an iceman that was killing people in Crystal lake?
Dude, where’s my car?
In which state of matter does Michael Ellis prefer to exist?
My co-worker chews with his mouth opened. He eats the same lunch everyday. Peanut Butter sandwhich and sliced apple. I hate hearing the sucking noises and the crunching 5ft away. What evil things can I do to him?
Apparently not in this thread.
Paging Michael Ellis!
Paging Michael Ellis!
Please Pick up the White Courtesy Phone located by the Hertz Rental Counter.
Sorry to keep you waiting, but I’ve been on vacation for the past few days and only set up my dial up connection for my laptop this morning.
I used the Windows Character Map and picked out the superscript three.
The same man who but the sham in the shamalamadingdong. Unfortunately, history has forgotten his name.
I am really Michael Ellis. Really.
I am no kind of whore, sir or ma’am.
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No.
However, “Sexually Transmitted Death” would be an excellent name for a band.
For average. I think it makes a nice change from Good and Evil.
Several years ago. It’s really overrated IMO.
Probably.
Those are good enough, I think.
Dunno. Probably.
Ross Perot.
Dublin, probably.
Negatively charged plasma.
You could buy a squirt gun and fire it at his mouth while he chews, or maybe film him secretly and distribute the video on the internet under the title of ‘disgusting manners’. Apart from that, I can’t think of anything else right now.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Did you get a feeling of deja vous?
where is the with how?
Many things.
Tonight on It’s the Mind we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve lived through something tonight on It’s the Mind we examine the phenomenon of deja vu on It’s the Mind tonight on It’s the Mind we examine the phenomenon of deja vu…
Who did the what in the huh?
In a world populated solely by Michael Ellises, who would be your Michael Ellis?
Pre crisis, what were Superman’s animal sidekicks?
Why do my monocles keep flinging themselves from my face in fits of rage?
What is your age in dog years?
So, when given a table, what kind of hello can jack palance wibble?
Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?
Kirsten Dunst.
Don’t know, don’t really care.
Because you’re an evil supervillain/Nazi that’s about to be defeated.
2.8
Bing tiddle tiddle bang.
Not yet, no. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Kirsten Dunst is really a Michael Ellis?
Why don’t you care? Don’t you enjoy and appreciate our questions, ready to answer things to the fullest with bibliographic footnotes and denotations?
No, I am simply a millionaire playboy spending my nights on the town, putting on the ritz. When I get into my limo, they start screaming epithets and quickly scramble themselves off my face. Perhaps I should redecorate my limo?
No arguing with that one!
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I just don’t really care about comic books or superheroes. I never have. That’s not to say I don’t like answering these questions.
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I’d suggest putting slices of smoked imported gouda cheese on the ritz, myself.
Other than that, what is the interior of the limo like?
[Monty Burns]
*Ex-*cellent.
[/Monty Burns]
Zounds! Damnation!
Kirsten Dunst is not a Michael Ellis as far as I know, I just really like her.