Ask pointless questions.

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I have asked them on r/AskReddit

Can you prove that you are not a camel?

Does your boss mistake you for an electric locomotive?

Have you been banned from many forums?

Do you suffer from insanity or do you enjoy it?

Are you the Commander in Chief of a nonexistent branch of US Military?

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Why?

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Aren’t we doing this in another thread?

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If not, why not?

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Because I am the Commander in Chief of a nonexistent branch of US Military.

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Who farted?

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Sure, but… what’s the point?

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Is it just to waste time? Is it to explore our deep subconsciousness? Is it to remember missed opportunities in life?

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Or is The Point a made-for-TV movie by Harry Nilsson, starring Ringo?

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Wasn’t that Dustin Hoffman, later replaced by Alan Thicke?

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Wait, wasn’t Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?

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Could Battle of the Network Stars work today with so many cable channels?

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Do you really want to see Steve Harvey and Honey Boo Boo take on Kim Kardashian and Graham Norton?

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Wouldn’t you really like to know how far out into the ocean they all could swim?

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Do they have to return to shore?

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  1. I don’t have to. This is America and I have rights.
  2. Not since I deliberately sooted him out of the building.
  3. More fps game servers than forums. Shoveling teammates from behind is fun but you can’t play it off as an accident more than a few times.
  4. No. I’m the only sane one.
  5. No. See 4.
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What time is it?

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Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?

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If you say you care but you don’t, are you a bear-faced liar?

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Oh, are the Care Bears back?