Ask pointless questions.

Did you actually hear Chicago live in concert?

Is it, or is it not Adventure Time?

Is that the same as hearing them recorded on vinyl?

When isn’t it Adventure Time (or maybe Howdy Doody Time)?

Are Adventure time and the time to get ill mutually exclusive?

Depends… Are you a Hobbit?

Why? What have you got in your pocket?

Do they make Depends with pockets?

Do aliens exist?

I was banned from a few forums – I generally do not register on strictly moderated ones.

Time for me to work – I am on forums instead.

According to serious scientists, no.

According to science fiction, there is. Some believe there is life on Gliese 581 system.

We’re never going to know anyway.

When will someone ask another pointless question?

If jellyfish had brains, do you think they’d be as smart as us?

Huh?

How sharp is a sphere?

Sharper than bird’s teeth?

Come to think of it, do jellyfish even KNOW they don’t have brains?

Why isn’t it Quit O’Clock yet?