Ask pointless questions.

Hot enough for ya?

Is that a come on or a threat?

Where HAVE all the flowers gone?

Where is Algernon these days?

Didn’t he get stupid and fry himself chewing through a power cord?

We can not know what the future generations will learn and how.

No – just like any fish.

Sooo, we can answer questions as sentences that are not in and of themselves questions?

Being a professor, did you have any unpaid interns?

Does paying them in compliments count?

My unpaid internship adviser complimented me a lot during 6 years.

Are you aware of who Prof. Pepperwinkle was? http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0056750/bio

How does one win this so-called “game”?

To find out send a certified money order in the sum of $489.27 to the Prof. Pepperwinkle Association for Painful Realizations, Pepperwinkle Chateau, Pepperwinkleville, IN 46#%2.

If I act now, can I get TWO sets of instructions for the price of one?

Don’t y’know, we’ll even throw in a self-addressed sealed envelope for the second payment?

How many roads must a man walk down?

Why not as smart as any invertebrate?

And should he ask one tin soldier for directions?

Would asking multiple tin soldiers work better than asking a single tin soldier? Would the outcome be influenced by whether all the soldiers are of equal rank or not?