Should we run that up the flagpole and see who salutes?
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons, and if so, innies or outies?
Wouldn’t they lack navels entirely, given their origins?
Did they even HAVE Audis back then?
Doesn’t God drive a Mercedes?
Have you driven a Ford lately?
Gerald or Betty?
What time do we eat?
Why isn’t the Apple Brown Betty called Beatrice?
Because Elizabeth would be upset?
Who is Sylvia and WTF is she?
Are you looking for a date?
April 11, 1960?
What is the square root of a pine tree?
What’s our contestant win, Johnny Olson?
Who says they win anything, Wink?
Are you flirting with me?
Will the Brits vote to exit from or remain in the EU?
What have I done to deserve this?
Are you one of the Pet Shop Boys?