Ask pointless questions.

Round objects.

What do you think they talk about at MASH 4077 reunions?

Can I trust you?

Have you ever wondered?

Why did I revive this thread?

Why was this thread started?

When was this thread started?

How was this thread started?

Why did it have to be snakes?

Have I ever been honest with you before?

Who? Me?

How can you be tired doing nothing?

Is it nap time yet?

When is it not naptime? Isn’t that why I wear sunglasses at work?

Why is sphere round?

Doesn’t “sphere” sound like you’re saying “it’s fear” real fast?

Want to know where I placed our salt and pepper shakers?

Whatever happened to the cumin shakers?

Whatever happened to Saturday night?

Is Saturday night really alright for fighting?