Ask pointless questions.

Why do I have to have a handful of grease in my hair to feel just right?

Who, who, who, wrote the book of love??

Who wants to know?

Where can I go to get my jeans embroidered in Fullerton?

Where’s Fullerton?

How full is the town really?

Do they have a zoo?

Did you ever have to make up your mind?

Why didn’t they name the word/numeral “4” “zubchar” instead?

Why is there a W in two, but not in one?

Which are better erasers or plastic baggies?

Need answer fast?

Guess what?

Are you asleep?

What is the surface area of my imaginary balloon?

second roundest most pointless question I could think of

In this or maybe some other timeline?

Why me?

Why not?

Are you really reading this?

Whachu talkin bout Willis?

Is there such thing as free will?