Disclaimer: none of what is said or implied here is meant to imply anything about any other post I make (other than those in this thread … more on that later). This is meant as a joke thread. Should The Powers That Be decide it needs to die, I encourage said death.
Now. Ask me something and…
I will not admit if I don’t know the answer. I will make one up.
I will not admit if I am wrong even if you show me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I am wrong.
I will lie without reproach and without remorse if I don’t know, or if I don’t feel like looking it up, or if I generally do not feel like being courteous.
I will studiously deny said lies and cover them up with more.
Etc.
So let the Asking and “Answering” begin:D
[sub]Anyone still wondering why I put this in the Pit?:D[/sub]
Is it true that Syd Barrett fell off the face of the earth in the late 60’s, and then, unexpectedly reappeared in the studios with Pink Floyd after the success of “Dark Side of the Moon” and said “guys… gotta great song for you… no lyrics as yet” and that said song went on to become “Shine on you Crazy Diamond”?
Syd Barrett died choking on his own vomit (inspiration for This is Spinal Tap? You be the judge) and didn’t make any sort of reappearance. His lovechild, born to one Wanda Withers, went on to record as a young teen with Pink Floyd, most notably in “Another Brick in the Wall” along with countless other schoolchildren, and also appeared as a thug (uncredited appearance) in “Lethal Weapon 3”.
Fortunately for you, I am a doctor. However, in order to properly judge if that is infected, I will need to give you a thorough medical examination (in particular, the lymph nodes in a few ahem areas of your body).
So please put on that incredibly drafty and unflattering bland robe and have a seat on the cold, hard metal chair and one of my assistants will be by shortly to probe you with cold, unlubricated objects.
We may have to amputate to save your life, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take. Oh, and we only accept Invisible Pink Unicorn Insurance, so unless you have that and/or cash, you’d best find a free clinic with a sharp hacksaw.
In the immortal words of someone whose name I have forgotten, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. I’m going back to sleep.”
Sorry, but I need more information before I can establish that you are indeed an annoying git. So, do you or have you ever;
[ul][li]wiped snot on the mirror or wall in a public toilet[/li][li]failed to keep to the [appropriate side for your country] of escalators if you won’t walk[/li][li]clapped on an aircraft upon a successful landing[/li][li]aimed a laser pointer at a cinema screen[/li][li]spat phlegm onto a footpath or on public transport[/li]replaced the TP with the loose end hanging between the wall and the roll[/ul]
