Ask the conspiracy theorist

You’re beginning to grasp just how complex this whole thing is. It’s a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, and covered in nougat.

The Rothschild family introduces the Anarch. I was just pointing out that you are wrong about Queen Elizabeth.

He’s not the first. He won’t be the last. There’s a reason she’s been the monarch for so long.

Yes, but that does not obligate him to follow her leads any more than President Truman was indebted to the Seminoles because they gave him gifts.

And I see you side-stepped the Chinese question entiorely.

Hey Kozmik, do you believe that the Illuminati are religious? If so, which religion do they belong to?

Did I ever ask about the Rooneys? They’ve been given the western Pennsylvania Illuminati franchise, haven’t they?

You lost me on the last two sentences. Are the Illuminati somehow related to the Pharaohs? Is that somehow connected to the symbol of the pyramid with the eye at the top? I thought that was a Masonic thing. Are the Illuminati and the Masons related?

Here, let me give this a try. Ahem…

Ah, now you’re getting into the right groove! But not so chunky - think smoother…smooooother. Soon your rabbit will steer the Titanic nicely.

Yes, the CIA operates in secret; however, the CIA itself is not secret. The CIA is at the same level as the MI-6 and all the other intelligence agencies for countries that have them. All intelligence agencies will be represented by the world leaders at the summit. Furthermore, during the summit, the Anarch will inform the world leaders that there is an intelligence agency that does not monitor its citizens or citizens from other countries - it monitors all world leaders, all intelligence agencies, and an unspecified number of the world’s population! Yes, the CIA has a history of nearly-illegal operations; however, at this point, for this intelligence agency, it is no longer a question of legality.

They can belong to any religion.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, but the Illuminati is related to other organizations besides the Masons.

Were there Illuminati before the Pharaohs?

And what’s the Illuminati “origin story” anyways? When and where did they first pop up, exactly?

Yes.

Atlantis.

Well that settles that, then. Sorry to have wasted so much or your time with pointless trivialities.

So it sounds like the Illuminati are more like a society or even a race, rather than an organization that one can join? Are people born into the Illuminati?

Donovan is that you?

That is a good description of the Illuminati. You can’t join the Illuminati - you are either born into it or invited.

Heeeee! Why didn’t he just say Atlantis in the original post? Would have explained everything.

For certain. Because there is just no point in continuing to try to reason with a person who actually believes that “Atlantis” is a legitimate explanation for the current political state of the world.

We go full circle back to what we have been saying all along. It’s not a theory. You are just making shit up without a shred of fact. Unless you are the Anarch. It’s either fiction or delusion.

King Victor Emmanuel was also a member of the Order of the Garter. (And Mussolini was a member of the Order of Bath.) This explains why England and Italy got along so well during the 1940s.

What about a person who actually believes that “sede vacante” is a legitimate explanation for the current political state of the world?