Ask the Extraterrestial

[Oakminster]

[QUOTE=chappachula]
what would have happened if someone had gotten the word order wrong and had said:
“klaatu baratta nikto, Gort”

Would the world have continued to stand still?
[/QUOTE]

The words didn’t matter. He coulda said “Viva Las Vegas” and produced the same result. Other forces were in play at the time.

[Oakminster]

[QUOTE=Sam Stone]
Where the hell are my keys?
[/QUOTE]

They are with the sock that dissappeared from the dryer, of course. They’ll return eventually, smelling of gin and giggling.

[Monstre]

Are you really here to serve man?