Ask the Felcher

Dang, I thought eggo was back! He told a heck of a story here once . . .

Speaking of Jack Handy, didn’t he once say, “If you drop your watch into hot lava, just let it go, because, man, it’s gone.”

I fell the same way about semen - once I let it go, I really don’t want it back.

Me too! I wonder what he’s up to these days.

Moderator’s Notes:

I believe this thread was locked shortly after it was created, hence the lack of responses at the time. When the MB software was upgraded, we lost some of those locks. So, I’m just gonna lock it again.

This is no way to win friends. In fact, I’ve seen some people get downright indignant about being lied to here. Sometimes, even Pit threads will spiral out of situations like this. Just a friendly word of advice of which you might wish to take heed.

Eggo is the guy who decided to hitchhike across the United States. During that journey, when he had a chance, he’d stop by the boards and relay some of his experiences. Sadly, at some point during his journey, he was struck by a vehicle and had to have a leg amputated. When he posted about this event, he seemed pretty cheerful and upbeat, and said he had no regrets about anything. Shortly after that, he told the SDMB he had a possible book deal in the works concerning his treks. And then he disappeared from the boards. If you wanna read about this, try these threads:

The end of the journey:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43406

The print version:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48530

The sequel:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51125