As a follow on from my original question:
Is it true that under the Clinton administration, immigrants were given free houses, free cars and an hour with Monica?
Fox News supports freedom of speech even for Democrats and others who opposed the war and supported the Saddam Hussein regime. But if you perceive your friend to be a threat to national security, you can report her to anyone wearing an American Flag lapel pin. It’s okay to pillage her belongings if they are artsy-fartsy antiquities, but if she has any oil, you’ll be shot if you touch it. Just use your common sense.
Does Fox News know exactly where the US is going to plant evidence of WMD so that the stupid liberals will get the hell off of our stinking collective backs? Oh, and when?
Through an exclusive source deep within the US military chem-bio task force, Fox News has learned that troops have found all manner of chemical and biological substances throughout Iraq, including Sodium Chloride, Hydrogen Dioxide, and yes, Sodium Hypochlorite. Our sources tell us that, because there are thousands of sites in need of inspection, it could be years or even decades — perhaps centuries — before Iraq can be declared no longer in need of American scrutiny. But officials assure Fox News that America will not stay in Iraq one century longer than is necessary.
Fox News recommends that if you are not American, just wait patiently. Even the US military can’t liberate the whole world overnight, so hang in there! When our troops finally arrive where you are, give them flowers along with names of resistors. You will be given food rations and treated well. If you shout “Thank you, Mr. Bush!” or “Down with CNN!” it will help you immeasurably.
What are you wearing right now?
Do tall man intimidate you?
Why has the far right risen in popularity in Europe?
How do you feel about being called only your last name?
Do you moosh up your ice cream before you eat it?
According to Fox News Geraldo Rivera expert, Geraldo Rivera, Rivera was unjustly vilified by CNN when he made nondescript marks in the sand. In an objective investigation of the alleged incident, Rivera found himself to be innocent of any wrong doing. Fox News has reviewed Rivera’s findings and has exhonerated him. I think that this is an appropriate time to point out that the president of CNN sold out to a murderous dictator so his network could have coverage inside Iraq. Fox News does not in any way support traitors or other moral cowards. […fade to image of CNN president toasting Peter Arnett and Saddam Hussein…]
Clearly the Fox News Reporter missed the implications between the lines in your question. Playboy cannot fail to get a rise from a wholesome, red-blooded American male. Plainly you are a queer, possibly even a liberal, even if you don’t realize it yourself yet. You must abstain from any acts that the sainted Senator Santorum would disapprove of lest ye be damned.
Or you could simply move back to France, you traitor.
It could have really happened. A similar thing happened to Sean Hannity.
I’m not sure. How do you tell whether a French woman is a whore?
priceless:D
Now that Our President has brought freedom and democracy to Iraq, will he next put an end to Saddam Socialism? I keep hearing in the press that Iraq’s oil resources belong to the people of Iraq.
This sounds like worst Marxist-Leninist nonsense since the Soviet Union and Cal-Berkeley. Doesn’t Iraq’s oil belong to the few, not the many? Shouldn’t Proconsul Garner award the oilfields of Iraq to those who can make the best use of it? I know the liberals won’t allow the return of the oilfields that were “nationalized” [read “stolen”] by the Ba’athists from the United States back in the 1960s. But at least the oil fields could be awarded to Iraqi patriots like Ahmad Chalibi, who has spent the last 40 years in America learned how to exploit things. The United States has spent $Billions of hard-earned taxpayer dollars to liberate Iraq. Don’t tell me that liberals like Ted Kennedy are not going to let Americans have free Iraqi oil?
Please tell Bush to end socialism in Iraq now!
Why do you hate America so much?
I’m going to bring in Mancow Muller to answer this one because it is quite complex. Mancow?
Yeah, hi there, Tony. Well, let’s back up first. All that history has changed now. The problems in Iraq started with the Johnson administration. He was consumed by that war he started, the one over in Vietnam. After him, Jimmy Carter got all tied up in Iran. And then, of course, Bill Clinton messed everything up because he was too busy being impeached. So, there you have it. That’s why all of Reagan’s work in the 80s and Bush’s work in the early 90s got off-track.
Mancow, that sounds a bit biased, so I’m going to need to ask you at least one tough question.
Ask away, Tony! I’m ready to bitchslap somebody, so it might as well be you.
It sounds like you’re blaming all the problems in Iraq on Democrat presidents. What about the questioner’s concern regarding socialism in Iraq? How will the current Republican president handle that without bungling it the way the Democrats did?
Boy, that IS a toughie, Tony. Look. Lemma tell ya. When Bush says the oil belongs to the people, he doesn’t mean it like one of the Kennedys. He means the people who work for it. Okay? Who’s asking that anyway, one of the Dixie Chicks?
Thanks, Mancow. And thanks for your question, Champ.
I think you’re looking for the Wolfe Blitzer thread.
How do you address the Libertarian party assertions that the “war on drugs” is a colossal failure both financially and socially and that is also a full frontal assault on basic human rights?
Should Libertarians, with their anarchic, amoral views be classified as terrorists and taken to Guantanemo? Shouldn’t we at least take their guns away from them?
Next on the SDMB…
Ask the Commie News Network reporter.
Initial topic for discussion is this:
What is the “so-called” justification for the “so-called” War on Terrorism being waged by the “so-called” President and the “so-called” coalition of the willing?
Why is the administration hoarding all information about all of the WMD’s it has found in Iraq?
And how is it able to keep the lid on so tight?
The Dixie Chicks vs. Tokyo Rose. Who wins?
Dear Fox Reporter,
It is rumored that you guys are very tight with people in the current administration, thus, skewing your objectivity. After deny that patently false claim of the liberal elite media of the left (i.e., CNN et al), what do your close administration contacts say the Bush Middle East Road Map will look like?