Ask the guy who can't type for shit

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Thwhe.

You must me using one of those new keyboards.

You tpo, Smwghesd!

I hate this new USB keyboard. It likes to put in characters that I know I didn’t type, like plus symbols and digits in the middle of words.

Hmmm. I typed that previous paragraph “stream-of-consciousness” style, sans correction, assuming the keyboard would do its usual thang. Figures. This piece of junk is cwontrary to the bone.

Ooh! See there? Like that! I mean, I’m not a great typist, but I’m not that bad.

Could you type for something besides shit? Maybe shinola?

if you can’t type for shit, can you type for piss?
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How long did it take you to type the thread title without any spelling errors? Five minutes? Ten?

Have you tried a mouse?

How about shifting out of Dvorak?

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