How deep is your voice?
B’lieve me, it’s not prejudice in favor of cats. They make me sneeze, so sometimes when they do something that ought to make them roadkill, I’m reluctant to show up. So that is why …
aye …
**aye …
aye…
aye…
CHOOO!**
Oh, doh. Id dare a cad id here?
I gave voice lessons to Darth Vader.
Later on, I did voice-overs for CNN.
Okay, you slackers. You still can’t figure out how to arrange an ironic death for a man with a pet aardvark?
You mean, like he accidentally spills a jar of honey all over himself at a picnic, and a nearby anthill swarms him, and his pet armadillo, in a deparate attempt to save him (while also scarfing up lunch and dessert) accidentally gets its tongue wrapped around its owner’s throat and strangles him?
Something like that?
Death,
If you’re really good, do you get promoted, or is yours a dead end job?
Yo, D!
You know when I said that outfit doesn’t make your butt look fat I meant to say “Your butt is not fat in that outfit or any any other outfit for that matter. Your butt is just fine. One might even say you’ve got a great butt. Prizewinning comes to mind.”
Just wanted to clear up any mis-understanding. 'K?
Death,
If it’s not revealing too many trade secrets, what are some of the unknown causes of death?
I dunno.
Nope. It would be ironic if he were hoist on his own pet aard.
Yeah, I’ve been waiting a long time to use that one.
“Inland Northwest US,” hmm? Noted.
In my line of work, “dead” is not a pejorative.
Death: No artificial preservatives.
Why the nickname "The Grim Reaper? Cheer up!
And, what is your connection with Edgar Allen Poe? With Alfred Hitchcock? With Alfred E. Neuman?
Dear Death, the Destroyer of Worlds,
I like cats, but I’m allergic to them, just like you. My SO’s cat just won’t stay off of the couch. It’s very annoying. Do you have any suggestions as to how to remedy this problem?
Also, I heard on NPR that gray is the new black. Will you be changing cloaks, or is this just a flash in the pan?
This thread can’t die yet!! After all, I would expect Death to be the threadkiller …
Do you hang around a lot with killer bees? Is your computer loaded with all the latest killer apps?
Death,
The Bible says that the “wages of sin is death” but doesn’t mention your pay. What’s it like? Who signs your checks?
Okay, where’s the party?
Where is everybody? Huh. I thought there’d be some folks hanging out here, rolling the bones, but the joint is dead.
I’m outta here.
Death,
I know that you were buzy with that 113 year old in Illinois, but we do have more questions.
Dearest DtDoW,
Please be advised that EddyTeddyFreddy is circulating butt jokes about you. I think it is rude and entirely uncalled for as I hope I’ve made abundantly clear.
Also please know that I do not for a second believe that “the tides change when you moon someone.”
I suspect he may try to portray me (ME! Can you believe it?) as the originator of the foul rumors afoot about your anatomy “problem” and I do not intend to stand still for it. So, I’m moving. I no longer live anywhere near “Inland Northwest US”
But I hear Exurbia is beautiful this time of year.