I came in here to ask a question similar to Voyager’s:
Did you become a 24/7 non-Scientologist after reading Battlefield Earth? I read that book, and that’s 20 hours of my life that I want back!
I never read Battlefield Earth, but I read Mission Earth and I want the year and a half of my life back.
Anyway, even though you’re clearly not a Scientoligist, do you think that you’d still be able to defeat a Psychlo with a 100 year old fighter (and remarkably still flight worthy) plane if given the opportunity?
Have I got the club for you. In addition to my outreach work for PETE, I’m also the treasurer for LLAMA. If you show up to our meeting room on the corner of Sesame Street and Electric Avenue I’ll let you in without paying the membership fee. Also, we know that the two “L”'s stand for ley lines, but we can’t think up what the “AMA” should stand for. We just really like llamas.
So, if you’re not a member of the Church of Scientology, where do you get your e-meters? And do you have to audit yourself?
Voyager and Scuba If one is to truly be not a Scientologist, one most go through THE RITE OF PAIN. It involves reading a short story from L Ron Hubbard. Believe me, the Sioux initiation rite is more humane. You ever see A Man Called Horse where they string the guy up by his nipples? It’s worse that that.
I do not need the jet. Upon reaching level three, each not a Scientologist acolyte is issued two chihuahuas to care for. Upon reaching level four we learn how to tie their tales together to make nunchuckas. No Psychlo can defeat a not a scientologist armed with a set of chihuahua nunchuckas.
e-meters are bullshit. If you want to use an electrical device to to find the truth, use a taser.
I once took Katie Holmes across state line for immoral purposes.
Did I miss a joke that I’m just not getting? Or did I manage to offend you?
Relax, it was just a comedic device. Pick an innocent and then tell dirty jokes about either his mom or his sister, then beat the dead horse with the joke. I meant no offense. You ever seen a roast?
Are you sure you don’t mean you really llike llamas?
We certainly don’t like lorenzo llamas.
Having read a Hubbard novel, I’d rather re-watch Manos (MST3K version) than read that book again. As for the normal version of the movie – it’s a toss-up between that and BE; I think the Sioux initiation would be more pleasant than either.
You have sinned, my friend. You have gazed too long upon the Hubbard. But fear not! For the Gospel of Kilgore Trout will save you. Say the sacred words with me.
"Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. "
Atone, my friend, atone.
And eat a banana, you need the potassium. It’ll give you staying power for ghardester’s mom.
Please see my post that you quoted. I have indeed atoned.
Is it true that people who are not Scientologists can only have sex through a hole in the sheet?
Were your parents also not Scientologists?
If you’re not a Scientologist, who audits you?
In Soviet Russia, YOU audit Scientology.
Just checking, thanks. Roast away. I don’t get easily offended but if I offend someone else I like to know about it. Because I feel bad…for a minute.
I’m sorry, but I am sworn not discuss, the sacred 5000 thread count glory hole. I can say however, that it is only used when she’s really ugly.
As to the second part, did you know that if someone’s parents never had any kids, then chances are that person won’t have any either?