Ask the guy who is not a Scientologist

[armedmonkey]

@Captain_Amazing

If you’re not a Scientologist, who audits you?

IRS: You haven’t been paying your taxes, Mr. Monkey.
Monkey: But I filed for tax exempt on religious grounds.
IRS: You’re not a religion, Mr. Monkey.
Monkey: EXACTLY!

[The_Weird_One]

@Scuba_Ben

In Soviet Russia, YOU audit Scientology.

Well, somebody ought to!