ghardester “How’s the clam chowder?”
Quite tasty, please thank your sister for sending it to me.
muldoonthief “Would you like to take a free Personality Test?”
Thanks, but I already took one today, so I’m good. Apparently my porn name is “Axlerod Cauliflower”.
Intergalactic Gladiator “How’s your Thetan doing?”
Much better. The vet said that that thing on its tail should clear right up if I keep putting the ointment on it.
Astroboy14: Why do you hate Xenu? :sad:
Do you want to go for a spaceship ride?, he says. It looks just like a DC-8, I say. It’s really a spaceship, and we’re all going to Burning Man!, he says. And pay no attention to the volcanoes, he says.
tdn: “Is it true what they say about non-Scientologists? You know, that their… thingy… is…I can’t bring it up in mixed company. But is it true?”
Just ask ghardester’s sister.
tr0psn4j: “How many guys who are not Scientologists does it take to screw on a light bulb?”
Just one, but then gardester’s sister said the light bulb was uncomfortable and we should move to the couch.
jjimm “1. How many times have you refrained from meeting John Travolta? 2. Nanu nanu?”
- The same number of times as I’ve been with ghardester’s sister. Wait, does oral count as "refraining from meeting John Travolta? "
pravnik Do you feel that you were born not being a Scientologist, or is not being a Scientologist the result of a conscious choice on your part? Also, how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
As to the first part, I’m not sure it was a conscious choice so much as a calling. It developed in my early teens after I was forced to see the movie Legend. As to how girl get pragnet, that’s the same thing I asked ghardester’s sister!