Ask the hung-over, department-store Santa

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy *
**Where’s my doll house, Santa? Where’s my complete set of Nancy Drew mysteries? Where’s my Wonderwoman action figure with movable arms and legs? Where’s my Little Angel Home Chemistry Playset? Where’s my Parcheesi and my Chutes and Ladders game boards? Where’s all the presents you promised me and I never got?

WHERE’S MY PONY??? **

Just a note to parents. Be sure to tip Santa. He really earns it.

Now, sweet little EddyTeddyFreddy, wouldn’t you settle for a creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hen?