Here is the place to ask all lagogorunati and lagogorunati related questions!
I hope you have plenty, as my work as a lagogorunati is long and boring, and filled with boredom and is boring me.
Dear lagogorunati,
My cat just got run over and it made me think of the way my life has been going. My girlfriend ran away with my best friend, my ohter friends mock me and don’t hang out with me, my parents are still mad I accidentaly burned down their tool shed, my brother tried to kill me and my 70 year old teacher won’t give me a passing grade if I don’t shag her. My question is: do I get the Xbox with the to controls, or just one?
P.S. What exactly does a lagogorunati do?
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I think you should buy the one, then smash it over the heads of those who are bothering you, blow up the pentagon, put the controller in a smoking crater, then reforge it back so it is now a To controller, it’s the only way to be sure you get the quality you deserve, human of earth. I am sorry if I am running down sentences or whatever you humans say, but my words just keep coming up poppin’ hot and minty fresh, much like the way saliva is produced inside human’s mouths.
We are a shadow race of people from the alpha quadrant who make sure that nothing supernatural is discovered by non-supers(that means anything non-supernatural for those who’s vocab.‘s not poppin’ fresh).
I am gladdened you choose to fill your reply with hoppin’ mad vatfuls of lagogorunati related questions, and only laden yourself with one small vial of non-lagogorunati related questions, but please do try to refrain from doing so in the future.
Perhaps you can help me with my Oleo Spectrum Analitical machine. I know I should have bought a new one but it was only 250 zorbots at Chet’s Orbitron Pawn shop in Sector 7. It appeared to only need a new grunnion fitting which I installed. When I turn it on it will almost power up but the Shrader valve pops and it shuts itself off. I tried the usuall fixes, new Spacely sprockets, cleaned the forstner tubes and even sprung for a new set of necco chips. Now it will power up but all it wants to do is bad imitations of former Universal President Schwartzenegger. I would really like to watch the Nebuli 5000 space car race next week, Dale Earnhard VII is the favorite again. Can you help?
Who’s the first lawyer??
Who was the world’s first lawyer? What was the first law about?
And, my super is not a natural super but rather a super by education. Is a non-natural super better than a natural super, or even a supernatural super?
Dear Lagogorunati-Expert:
I am having a problem with my current lagogorunati. He is constantly shedding on the carpet. He coughs up most of his food into the couch when I am not looking, making for a rather nasty smell when I get home from work. I got him at the local lagogorunati store in the mall, but he didn’t come with any papers, so I don’t know if he has had his vaccinations. I looked for help on the web, and they told me he just needed a better chew toy, or maybe he was just lonesome, and desired a companion. I don’t have the money to buy a second lagogorunati, so do you think a gerbil would do?
Dear Lagogurunati Expert:
When is the best time to plant my lagogurunati seedlings? Will they do better in full sun, or partial shade?
Also, when is the best time to harvest the wreeglebuds? Would you recommend chopping them raw into salads, or poaching them and serving over fnorstle noodles?
I’d also appreciate any suggestions about how to keep the vargluttinative beetle from chewing through the stems just before the wreeglebuds ripen.
I’m sorry fellow. I’m not a spacecraft technician, my knowledge isn’t even cloppin’ sad, it’s obsoletely declassified nothingness. I’m hoppin’ mad that I cannae help you, but for happens, contact a space technician who is knowledgible, ledgible, hadildible, and lediblibliwibble.