Wait, what was the question?
Oh, that one is easy!
She wants your job, is documenting your lack of knowledge on the subjects you are not interested in. And her concern about helping you is a reflection of her attitude that you don’t know what you are doing.
She is also fucking your boss.
Sorry! Update that resume. 
No.
I’d like to know where do you get off, Mr. FancyPants? Where do you get off?
Dear Reverend Doctor Blitz,
My dentist says I grind my teeth at night. Should I buy an expensive fitted mouth guard or a rubber dog bone?
Is not answering any of the questions posted here considered evading?
Is this multiple guess?
I thank you all for your perspicacious responses to my OP.
Regrettably my busy schedule does not allow me to address each of them individually.
But I can say this in all candor; your concerns have not been discounted, and are being considered by top men.
How can you possibly be busy when you’re evading all these questions?
You’re correct; evasion is a full-time process but I am fortunate enough to have an experienced cadre of straight-talkers who understand my position and present it in a forthright, unequivocal manner. I refer you to them for further clarification.
Alonzo John Blitz 2016!
What top men?
I don’t say “evasion” I say “avoision”
I like the “no comment” thing, butit could sound evasive.
Where would you get a rubber dog, and what makes you think it would have bones?
My Nephew’s Cub Scout troop. It’s a project.
OK, point him out and I’ll ask him.
I’m sorry. Could you repeat the OP?
Something about, “Why are you still beating your Wife?”
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“Does this dress make me look fat?”