I do not accept the premise; so how could I possibly respond?
Not an evasion.
Thank you, Nelson, for your statement of the obvious.
I am forming a committee to discern its underlying fundamentals and address your point of view with the sober attention it deserves.
How long have you been aware of this problem?
That depends on how you define awareness.
I’d like to have our project marks re-assessed by someone different.
How is this thread fundamentally different than most threads outside GQ?
I congratulate you, but when exactly did you stop beating your wife?
I don’t know… are you going to evade my question if I ask you something?
You might think that he would, but I couldn’t possibly comment.
Did you have sex with that woman?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Is this thread going to be a clever idea and a huge disappointment?
Various types of wood chuck at a different rate.
Why does your sister-in-law act so skeevy when you’re around?
The new employee of about a year now. Every time we talk at work her smile is a little too bright, she always compliments me on the most basic stuff, she is always seeking me out for answers on subjects I have no concern over. Now after a year one or two times a day she tells me “If their is anything I can do for you let me know”
What is going on here ?
Is avoiding questions another way of evading them?
Have you, at last, no dignity?
I’m reminded of the Martin Short character from SNL, Nathan Thurm.
If I turn out to be particularly clear, you’ve probably misunderstood what I’ve said.
Alan Greenspan.