What’s the first clue you get that someone’s a Joo?
For me it’s nose size. Then, whether they own a bank or a movie studio.
Or a Jooolwry store.
No, somebody with nicer legs.
Of course they were nice, he was such a marvelous dancer.
How can you hate people who make such tasty hot dogs and sausage?
With me, I get a ping on my Joodar. I bought it from that nice Mr. Goldberg down the street. He charged me a fortune for it. What’s up with that?
Henry Ford?
By the by, MeanOldLady, we do require that, when posting a thread parody, that you include a link to the thread being parodied. I’m going to add the URL to the other thread at the end of your post. Let me know if you’d rather embed it somewhere in the text and I’ll fix it up for you.
So MeanOldLady is really Eric Cartman?
I knew there were celebrities on this board! I just knew it!
Oh. . . my. . . GOD! She does have this really strong and confusing love for Mel Gibson. It all makes sense now!
Hey, the Jews killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.
Wait, that was the Juice.
Ah, that would be me…!
(yes, I’m a red-head :))
You can fight me too. Because I prefer Bar Refaeli* to Natalie Portman 
*Warning: Gratuitous Link to Pictures of Hot Female No nudity, but a lot pf skin.
Ah, my constant ear-worm, lately!
Damn – if you had posted this earlier, OK, but one freaking post before I come in to post that…!!! :mad:
I know! I couldn’t believe my good luck that no one had posted that yet.
He was acquitted and the real killer was never found. I’m guessing the real killer was wailing when he cleared that wall if you know what I mean.
If you don’t know what I mean, I mean I bet the real killer was a Jew. (Ron Goldman was part Jewish himself and working as a waiter, so it could have been an honor killing, and Nicole probably got killed because she wouldn’t give up her kids for use in their rituals.)
Come on guys, she’s obviously only after some honest discussion… She’s brave enough to express her opinions without resorting to name-calling; we should at least try to engage her.
Oy gevalt, I’m all fahklumpt. Here, all this time I thought you were a nice young shiksa, but you’re not. You’re meshugeneh! Meshugeneh I tell you! What chutzpah! I say pfooi to you! … But listen to me kvetch. My opinion here amounts to bubkis. I’m shutting up already.
I suppose engaging could possibly fly, but there’s no way I could marry her!
Meshugeneh? Wait, she’s from Michigan? 
:eek:
Gesundheit.
Even Sammy Davis, Jr.?