I’m not Jewish, but I have a Bible that uses a bunch of Yiddishims. Do you hate me?
Does this mean you hate papists, too?
Billy Graham?
MeanOldLady, thank you for being upfront and civil about your prejudices. I look forward to this fascinating sociological opportunity to conduct a field study on your stupid, wrong opinions.
I can’t. I just… I’m at work, and laughing in customers’ ears is not the way for me to stay gainfully employed. I’m not fucking with yall today. I’mma go check out Cafe Society.
ETA: Kike out just doesn’t have the same ring. Chimpout is pretty funny.
No, it doesn’t. But hate speech + surf music seemed like a pretty irresistable combination. What’s the idea of ‘chimp out’ - that when black people get really angry they’re like chimps? I don’t know what Jews are supposed to do when they’re pissed off. Sue?
Well, it is true that we are often very horny … but I always thought that had a slightly different meaning.
MeanOldLady, suppose you go to the ER bleeding profusely, and there are two doctors - one’s a very competent, clean, non-kosher-abiding Jew, who finished first in his class in medical school, and the other’s…I don’t know, are there non-Jew doctors? An Indian, maybe? - yeah, the other’s a smelly, dirty Doctor Patel who asks you how to spell aspirin when you say you’re allergic.
Which one do you want working on you?
We refer to that as “burning Menorahs” in my family, and it is highly frowned upon. One member of our family disgraced our good name by bringing a Jew to a family party, and being a Jew, he loaded up on free food. How Jewish of him! Everyone knows when you come to a party that serves food, you’re not supposed to eat any of it unless you pay!
My personal favorite is Jesus Killer.
It means you were sorely disappointed by “Any Given Sunday.”
Yes, yes, no.
Aww, baby, keep talkin’ like that, and this love affair isn’t gonna last.
It is true that bigotry is often a lazy way to dismiss people, rather than actually evalute each person by his own merits. – I mean, come on! There’s over six billion people on Earth! I’m busy! – But the wise Louis Farrakhan has taught me that there’s always room for slightly more specified generalized hate.
Mel Gibson is a fine man, who has had an excellent and distinguished career.
That’s a good question. Sometimes Jews look like normal people, and will at times cover their horns with their surprisingly non-curly hair. If you’re ever in doubt about someone’s Jewiness, have a friend hurl pennies at the possible Jew, and gauge his reaction. If he becomes angry because he’s being assaulted, he is clearly mentally unstable, which means he’s a Jew. If he picks the pennies up, he is a Jew and you should laugh at him. I would like to make it clear that I do not behave violently or aggressively toward Jews. If you encourage someone else to attack them and laugh the entire time, you have done no wrong. I hope everyone understands.
They can’t even eat cheeseburgers!
I’m going to assume because you didn’t try to charge me for this service, that you are not a Jew. Thank you.
Yes. I mean RESPECT MAH AUTHOR-- I mean, next question!
Thank you. I don’t understand why we cannot have a calm, rational discussion about my undying, burning hatred of Jews without people automatically dismissing my opinions, and degenerating into silly jokes.
He’s the worst kind.
I have a serious problem with the Jewification of good people. Look around. Our women are marrying Jewish people, our schools have Jewish children in them which has turned the Christmas play into the “Holiday Play.” Why do my taxpayer dollars have to go to people learning about “Hanukkah”? It is now “cool” to hoard money. Where does it end? I want society to separate, and let the Jews have their Yiddishisms, while the rest of say “Merry Christmas” at the Wal*Mart in December, and the Jews can have their Steinmart where they Jew each other down on the prices, and do whatever else it is they do.
Of course not. Any group that would elect a former member of Hitler Youth as their leader is okay with me. I didn’t mean to draw a distinction between Christians. Some may argue there are important distinctions between Protestants and Catholics, but we have a common enemy: The Jew.
Doctor Patel. Jewberg would probably steal my fillings while I was under.
I’d pick door number C…<and behind the curtain is…> the black female doctor who always had a thing for older, balding and chunky Hispanic types bleeding on the OR…
-XT
That’s good to know. After all, the papists learned their lesson in the nineteenth century, and can now be good Americans. That is, as long as they remember to renounce their subservience to Rome, and take their loyalty oaths.
I never minded his being Jewish. It was when he converted to being black that he lost me.
OP, who the hell do you get to do your taxes?
Does anyone know how low cost the Nile?
Duh. Black people don’t pay taxes.
MeanOldLady, I must say, you are a credit to your race – you are so well spoken! 
pukes up pierogies then passes out from all the Jamesons
Liar. They have tails.
How do you feel about Black Jews?
I’m half Jewish. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate me?
Correct.
I have also been known to be, at times, clean.
Good Blacks love Jesus. All black people are required to have this tacky painting of Jesus in their homes.
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