I always told myself I wouldn’t do this. Heck, the only time I started a thread in the Pit about someone we all ended up as pals and debated into the night.
But here we go…
In this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90571
Wildest Bill promulgates some more crap-ass predjudiced beliefs about Jews.
We are:
- That we’re smarter than everyone else
- That we’re better in business than everyone else
- That the plight (historic persecution, I guess) of the Jews is a sign of God’s existence
- That we worship the right God and, as a sign of that, everyone else hates us (apparently Satan is making everyone hate us)
- That the US is a superpower because of its support for Israel (God looks out for people who take care of his peeps, I guess)
sigh
So, Bill…
I am a Jew.
I don’t live in Israel.
Therefore all Jews are not Israelis
I don’t want to live in Israel
I am a businessman but I don’t see any real advantage to being a Jew in my work
Yes, Jews have been kicked around, but so have a great many other groups. We’ve just had a lot of ink this century.
The US is NOT a superpower because they back up Israel.
Otherwise, if I’m wrong, will members of the SDMB please start sending me money and women. Obviously, I’m naturally superior to you all and you should be happy to subsume your needs and desires to the greater glory of Chance.
Sorry, weak, I know. But I had to get it off my chest.
[Edited by bibliophage on 10-02-2001 at 01:28 PM]