I’m gonna share. You know who I hate?
I hate the Pilgrims. Those asshats (litterally – they had hats large enough to hold very large asses) in black with no sense of humor who landed at Plymouth Rock a few centuries back – if they weren’t all already dead, I would string them up.
I can no longer even articulate why I hate them, but I do recall having very good reasons when I started to hate them.
Or maybe it’s the Amish. Yeah, come to think of it, they piss me off too.
I hate people who wear shiny suits.
Correct. As you are amply demonstrating.
Dude, you’re thinking about the Lubavitchers…!
Hey, I’ll lube you up, vitch!
Put another ninotchka on your belt! Wait, that’s Lubitsch. Nevermind.
It’s not that they’re bad people, it’s just that being descended from Eve and Satan is a tough heritage to rise above. Could be worse, though; they could be one of the soulless pre-Adamite mud races.
I heard one for Hawaiians that made my jaw drop.
pineapple lickin’ lava nigger
I wish to become an antisemite but I have a question: If I hate Fleishman, Goldman, and Bergman, must I also hate Spiderman?
What I hate about Jews is, they can use the M word and we can’t. You hear Jewish comedians use it all the time - Mom this and Mum that. All their act is “mommy mommy mommy”. But we gentiles can’t talk about Jewish moms, cuz when we do we’re immediately called antisemites. That’s just bullshit.
Oh Jesus Christ… the good Jesus Christ, not the… wait, forget I mentioned Jesus. Just as I finished typing “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” I did a mental :smack:. Answer to your question: Yes.
I know, right? And how come it’s only funny when they say meshuguna? I mean, I want it to be funny when I say it too!
What, you think a gentile could tangle people in cunning webs?!
HAHAAAAA! HAHAHAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
/snow niggers is corny.
So is Justin Bieber a Jewish name?
If not he’s definitely something supernatural and scares me anyway, so I’m going to say Jew until further notice.
Whoa whoa whoa. Jesus was a Jew. If the Jews killed him, weren’t they kind of doing your work for you, OP?
You lie.
Benny Goodman played the clarinet.
And the best part is, the guy who made the sign turned out to be a terrorist.
Speaking of The Jooz, I have a question for MOL. You said (or somebody said) the Jooz control all the banks and movies and stuff, right? Or maybe it was the Zionists? Anyway, how come nobody ever gave me a bank to control? The most I’ve ever gotten was a handful of “Youngster of Zion” two-dollar-off coupons for Kosher Express. Does anyone happen to know the password and secret handshake?
I think you gotta be an Elder first. Which kinda sucks, because there’s no college course for that. I checked.
Archie Bunker: ONLY on his mother’s side!
shouldn’t you put your responses in color?