admit, this thread seemed like far more of an amusing idea when 1) I was drunk(er than I am now), 2) I thought people skimmed that one guy’s posts enough to ** know why I thought details about my haircut were necessary in my OP, and 3) I felt like skimming enough so that I could make good enough references.
Still, though, I remain firm in my belief that it is zOMG, the funniest thing ever, to hurl latkes at Jews from my car, and when someone I think is Jewish comes near my family, they’d damn well better assault the shit out of them. I don’t care if the Jew hasn’t actually done any harm… He would have if given the opportunity.
So, when the OP is walking down the street, is she, like, looking at passers-by and thinking, “Jew. Jew. Probably not Jew. Jew. Presbyterian. Hindu, maybe. Jew”? Cause concentrating like that that might make one stumble on the curb, or get hit by a bicycle courier, or something.
That’s why it’s probably easier to just hate white people. If you simply do that, you’ll probably get a large percentage of the jews as well, so it’s a win/win!
In answer to all of your questions, I’m too tired to hate Jews today, but they’re all bad, including the black ones. I’m looking at you, Rashida Jones. I do like that one Jew, David Cross. He’s cool. And The Chosen Beer, ha! Sounds like it’s all watered down or something, but still overpriced. I know how those guys work.
Lovin’ jews is easy cause they’re beautiful
Makin’ love with jews is all I wanna do
Lovin’ jews is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin’ jews
La la la la la la la… do do do do do
Tr0psn4j,
MOL’s nemesis
We’re bound to have an ultimate showdown sooner or later. It’s going to be in the form of a musical. There might even be some choreographed dancing.
I’m gonna call MOL’s bluff and say that what she hates really isn’t Jews, it’s New Yorkers. Many people mistake the two groups for one another.
Jews might be one thing or might be another. But devout New Yorkers, as smug as they are savvy and as provincial as they are sophisticated, are eminently hateable.
