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What little toaster-related questions can I answer for you?
I was coming to bitch about all the “Ask The” threads but the ASCII art made me laugh.
Toaster, if I poke you with a knife will you hurt me?
lieu
November 10, 2003, 7:10pm
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What happened to my upper crust?
Why do you have only two slots? What’s the prejudice against club sandwiches? Eh?
I was coming to bitch about all the “Ask The” threads but the ASCII art made me laugh.
Toaster, if I poke you with a knife will you hurt me?
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November 10, 2003, 8:23pm
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November 10, 2003, 10:25pm
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Dear Toaster,
As a pop-up, what do you think of toaster ovens?
How long does it take for a poptart to catch fire in a toaster?
astro
November 10, 2003, 10:48pm
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Can you accommodate “extra wide” items, or are you a narrow slot toaster?
Are you brave?
Are you little?
Are you the same thing as a bread carbonizing device?
Will you ignite Pop-Tarts?
Are you toasteriffic?
Dear Toaster,
Why can’t you actually toast the bread? If i wanted it to be slightly warm, or cremated I would put it near a light bulb or on a fire respectively.
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As a pop-up, what do you think of toaster ovens? **
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