MOOOOOOOOOOOM!! swampy’s doing that thing to the dog again!!!
Mommy, where do babies come from??
You’re much prettier than my friends mommies!!
I’m the luckiest boy on earth!!
What the hell did I bump into coming out that gave me this birthmark?
Mommy, what’s this hair growing here for?
Mum, how come I’ve got seven ‘uncles’ when you only had three brothers?
Swampbear! I said not a PEEP! Now, I want you to stay still and think about what you’ve done. And why don’t you read Mommy’s copy of Flowers in the Attic. You might learn something about what happens to little boys when they’re bad. And leave the dog alone!
Cervaise, God doesn’t hate you for touching yourself. Your classmates do. You need to do that kind of thing in the bathroom, not in the lunchroom.
Marine, babies come from a beautiful place called the Automat. When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go down to the Automat and pick out a baby to bring home. That way, every time that baby acts up and makes their lives a LIVING HELL, they can remember that at least they have each other. But not you, Marine. You’re such a GOOD boy. Now bring these powdered cookies up to Swampbear.
lieu, that’s not a birthmark. Perhaps you want to take a bath.
Smeghead, that’s not hair. That’s MOLD. The minute lieu gets out of the tub, you get in there.
kambuckta, you will have as many uncles as Mommy needs to pay the bills. Now put your sad face on. Mommy’s twenty bucks short on the grocery money.
Mommy, can I have a pony? Pleeeeeeeaaaaassssssse can I have a pony? I WANT A PONY!!!
Muuuum! If EddyTeddyFreddy gets a pony, I want a cat. Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasse? Mom, why is everyone else picking on me?
When will I learn what my special porpoise is for?
Mommy, teacher says I can’t wear my leather chaps and harness to school anymore. Can you take me to buy some clothes? And it was FairyChatMom that dyed the dog green this time and not me. Can I have some more of those powdered cookies? They make me feel reeeeeeeeeeeal good. See how good I behaved after I ate em? Can I have some more? Huh?Huh?Huh?CanI?CanI?CanI/
You are my new hero. Er, I mean contemporary idol.
Does that mean I have to sing on a game show?
Muuuuuuuuum!!! How come Angua gets a cat and I can’t have a pony? Huh??? HUH??? You know the last cat you gave her, she ATE IT!!! It’s not fair!!
I. WANT. A. PONY. [SIZE=8]NOW!!!
And I want my mean old computer to do what I want, not just what I tell it. It’s not fair!
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Swampy, I told you that was our secret game!
I didn’t eat it. It ran away! Mum!!! EddyTeddyFreddy’s telling lies!!! MUUUUUM!!!
Am not!!! Angua’s the one who’s telling fibs! And the cat ran away coz Angua tried to eat it! So there!!!
Muuuuuuuummmmm!!! Angua’s biting me! OW!!! Make her stop!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm!!! I’m not biting EddyTeddyFreddy!!! She’s scratching me!!! EddyTeddyFreddy chased the cat away because it ate her homework!!! Muuuuuum!!! Eddy’s being mean!!!
AM NOT!!!
You guys are in trouble when Mom gets back!