Kaspar: Daddy had to go away for a little while. Now swallow this balloon and get on the bus with Mommy.
ivylass: Kaylee gets to do whatever she wants because HER mother is too liquored up to take good care of her. Now if you want to get on the train to Slutsville like your friend Kaylee, just remember it’s a one-way trip. And turn that noise DOWN! ::pounds on ceiling with broom::
Cervaise: When YOU’RE old enough to have a house of your own, you can decorate it however you like. And if I hear you saying h-e-double-hockey-sticks again, I’m washing your mouth out with soap. You just keep testing me and see if I don’t mean it.
Deep Fried: You’re old enough to look after your own things, and you’re old enough to pay for another one if you can’t keep track of a little thing like a retainer. That’s coming out of your allowance.
Homebrew: I’m NOT homophobic. I’m just disappointed. I mean, how many times do I have to tell you not to put strange things in your mouth? You don’t know where that’s BEEN!