Mom, why did you marry Uncle Claudius? Didn’t he kill my dad?
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. YOUR NOSE IS BIGGER THAN THE CN TOWER. 
/Mommy/I/think/that/sugar/went/bad/
/that/you/keep/in/that/tube/I/found/in/your/drawer/
/it/made/me/feel/all/excited/and/funny/
/and/now/my/nose/is/all/snotty/
/and/my/heart/is/beating/real/fast/
/can/I/have/more/please/
WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE SHUT UP!!! I AM TRYING TO STUDY!!!
Ilsa is a poopy-pants
Ilsa is a poopy-pants
Cootie breath and cootie face
Ilsa is a poopy-pants!
You’re always sucking up to mom, pretending to be so good. HA! I’m gonna tell her about you and that boy down the street if you don’t watch out. I saw you and him in the bushes last night. I saw what you did!!!
OUCH!! Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuummy!!! Angua knocked me over and bit my butt when I wasn’t looking! I didn’t even do anything!!
I’m gonna have a tantrum!
Not with no GUY I didn’t!
And I think I know who it was that ate all of mommies FACE POWDER!
Did not! Did not. Did not. Did not.
Mom, can I wear makeup?
DID!
DID NOT!!!
Muuuuuuuuuuum!!! ETF’s being nasty again!!!
MMM-MMM That was sure SOME GOOD LIVER, Mom…Thanks!!
BTW, Where IS Swampbear???
Can I borrow the car? I promise I’ll put gas in it THIS time.
No, REALLY!! Not like when I called you from out of town when it ran out of gas.